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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2011, 10:04:54 AM »
They get everyone off the bus.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2011, 10:16:38 AM »
He gets tortured to death, but Scotland wins its independence anyway.
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #52 on: July 19, 2011, 10:23:07 AM »
Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze.

That's a particularly evil one to post. Well done. "And like that, poof! He's gone."
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #53 on: July 19, 2011, 10:33:11 AM »
The people of Bedford Falls are much worse off, without George Bailey.

Boo Radley is troubled, yet friendly and helpful.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #54 on: July 19, 2011, 10:38:16 AM »
No, seriously, don't feed them after midnight. 
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #55 on: July 19, 2011, 10:56:21 AM »
Jesus dies and is Resurrected.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #56 on: July 19, 2011, 11:07:14 AM »
They find the castle where the Grail is kept, but the police arrest everyone.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #57 on: July 19, 2011, 11:15:06 AM »
Everyone dies....but Eric Idle sings a great song....
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #58 on: July 19, 2011, 11:21:23 AM »
The old man wins, the pregnant girl survives, and Parker and Longbaugh are left for dead.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #59 on: July 19, 2011, 12:36:47 PM »
The Ark of the Covenant is secretly moved to a government warehouse.

Godzilla is dissolved by the oxygen destroyer. (But he comes back for more movies.)

Both Rodans fall into a volcano.

The Germans lose the Battle of the Bulge.

The garrison at Roark's Drift stands off the Zulus.

The big shark is killed by an exploding tank of pressurized gas in its mouth when it's shot by an M1.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #60 on: July 19, 2011, 12:52:43 PM »
Oh, *expletive deleted*it. there goes the neighborhood.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #61 on: July 19, 2011, 01:16:38 PM »
He never said he didn't know how to use one.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #62 on: July 19, 2011, 01:38:32 PM »
They have to cross the streams to save everyone from the giant marshmellow man.
There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #63 on: July 19, 2011, 01:41:54 PM »
He shoots the punk and throws his badge away.
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #64 on: July 19, 2011, 01:43:54 PM »
Denzell gets killed by the bad guys after Ethan kicks his ass.
There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Bacon is the candy bar of meats!

Only the dead have seen the end of war!

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #65 on: July 19, 2011, 01:44:28 PM »
He shoots the punk and throws his badge away.

He punches the same punk that Dirty Harry shot and rides away with the girl.....

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Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #66 on: July 19, 2011, 01:50:41 PM »
They're able to pay the back taxes to the Cook County Assessor's office, because they're on a mission from God.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #67 on: July 19, 2011, 01:57:35 PM »
The demon is able to survive because he possesses a cat after Denzell poisons himself.
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #68 on: July 19, 2011, 02:52:09 PM »
He plays catch with his dead dad.
There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Bacon is the candy bar of meats!

Only the dead have seen the end of war!

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #69 on: July 19, 2011, 02:55:04 PM »
The wierd engineer at the little TV station turns out to be an alien and returns to his home planet.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #70 on: July 19, 2011, 03:19:29 PM »
The demon is able to survive because he possesses a cat after Denzell poisons himself.

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #71 on: July 19, 2011, 03:23:07 PM »
They should have gotten out.
There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

Bacon is the candy bar of meats!

Only the dead have seen the end of war!

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #72 on: July 19, 2011, 03:29:42 PM »
The Indians win the penant.
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #73 on: July 19, 2011, 03:41:57 PM »
Michael is unable to escape a life of crime.
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Re: A reminder on movie spoilers
« Reply #74 on: July 19, 2011, 03:43:53 PM »
Striker lands the plane safely.
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