A lizard, and stick to beat it with. Completeness.
BTW, seen sitting on a woodpile thru the scope of a good .22, you can imagine that they are some-sorta-saurus, and that you are deploying G-d's whisk broom. Pop! There, saved all y'all li'l bugs 'n stuff from the horrible one.
Oh yeah, like none of y'all have ever done THAT before.