Last month, your intrepid correspondent reported to you on the new, high-tech marvel of the no-slam toilet seat. In a follow-up to that story, we now bring you a way-cooler development, the no-slam tail gate. It does not fall down and go crash. This unsung bit of goodness came to our attention recently, when a co-worker purchased a 2010 Toyota Tundra. It is just the coolest.
That's all for now. Keep an eye open for our next installment, which will occur when this reporter notices some other minor technological advance that everyone else probably noticed a long time ago.