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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #25 on: September 10, 2011, 01:01:21 AM »
Quote from: Chris on September 09, 2011, 02:53:30 PM
No, they will want her.  Just won't marry her.   :lol:

Dad always said to imagine yourself waking up in 20 years, rolling over, and seeing that person.  The looks won't be the same, but the person inside will be.  The question you ned to ask yourself...do you want to be there?  If yes, she's a keeper.  If there's any doubt, you're in it just for the looks, so have fun, but remember to move along.

Similar to what I told my kids.
Before you jump in the sack with someone ask yourself if you want that person in your life for the rest of your life.
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #26 on: September 10, 2011, 11:02:30 AM »
Actually....if you want to know what the girl you're dating will be like in 20+ years, look at her mother....
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #27 on: September 10, 2011, 12:32:35 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on September 10, 2011, 11:02:30 AM
Actually....if you want to know what the girl you're dating will be like in 20+ years, look at her mother....

OK fella, in between our fits of misogyny we are actually trying to perpetuate our species. Theories like that will stop that in its tracks.
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #28 on: September 10, 2011, 12:37:44 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on September 10, 2011, 11:02:30 AM
Actually....if you want to know what the girl you're dating will be like in 20+ years, look at her mother....

That is not always true.  Thank god.
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #29 on: September 10, 2011, 09:39:10 PM »
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Not necessarily. My wife and I have both changed substantially over the years. It's made for some interesting times.



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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2011, 09:06:23 AM »
Quote from: seeker_two on September 10, 2011, 11:02:30 AM
Actually....if you want to know what the girl you're dating will be like in 20+ years, look at her mother....

Wrong.
I have neither looked nor acted like my mother at any stage of our lives.

Quote from: French G. on September 10, 2011, 12:32:35 PM
OK fella, in between our fits of misogyny we are actually trying to perpetuate our species. Theories like that will stop that in its tracks.

Some members of our species do not need to be perpetuated. Shall I provide a list?
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2011, 09:13:10 AM »
Mabs, she is HOT!

BYOC, though (Bring Your Own Cigar).
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2011, 09:29:23 AM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on September 11, 2011, 09:06:23 AM
Wrong.
Some members of our species do not need to be perpetuated. Shall I provide a list?

Oh do tell, I love it when I make a list. :)
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2011, 10:07:08 AM »
There is something wrong with you people.
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2011, 10:12:28 AM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on September 11, 2011, 09:06:23 AM
Some members of our species do not need to be perpetuated. Shall I provide a list?

Quote from: French G. on September 11, 2011, 09:29:23 AM
Oh do tell, I love it when I make a list. :)

I await with bated breath to hear your list.  [popcorn]  [popcorn]
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2011, 11:03:26 AM »
Quote from: Mabs on September 11, 2011, 10:07:08 AM
There is something wrong with you people.


You are the 24 year old virgin that doesn't drink.
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2011, 11:15:06 AM »
Quote from: French G. on September 11, 2011, 09:29:23 AM
Oh do tell, I love it when I make a list. :)

Come now French. I don't know you well enough to put you on that list.

I probably shouldn't post the actual list though. Else I might find myself on a list.

Quote from: wmenorr67 on September 11, 2011, 11:03:26 AM
You are the 24 year old virgin that doesn't drink.

Exactly this.
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2011, 11:49:29 AM »
Yea, but I don't think that Monica Lewinsky is hot.

What next, Rosie O'Donnel is a fox?
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If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #38 on: September 11, 2011, 12:08:11 PM »
Quote from: Mabs on September 11, 2011, 11:49:29 AM
Yea, but I don't think that Monica Lewinsky is hot.

What next, Rosie O'Donnel is a fox?

Pray tell us Mabs who or what you would consider as hot?
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2011, 12:16:35 PM »
Frankly, my dear, that's none of your business.
I'll tell you who's not hot though, that Cardassian chick.
She actually DOES look like an alien.
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #40 on: September 11, 2011, 02:29:46 PM »
Quote from: Mabs on September 11, 2011, 12:16:35 PM
Frankly, my dear, that's none of your business.
I'll tell you who's not hot though, that Cardassian chick.
She actually DOES look like an alien.

Well, OF COURSE, a Cardassian looks like an alien. Didn't the facial ridges tip you off?
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #41 on: September 11, 2011, 02:35:16 PM »
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Now, I wouldn't have such hangups, and in fact don't think Monica looks all that bad.

If Clinton hadn't beat me to the punch, I'd hit it. She ain't horrible looking, that's for sure.

But she ain't the brightest bulb in the bunch, either...





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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #42 on: September 11, 2011, 03:01:46 PM »
Quote from: makattak on September 11, 2011, 02:29:46 PM
Well, OF COURSE, a Cardassian looks like an alien. Didn't the facial ridges tip you off?

Yea, I mean, they can't all be as pretty as Garrak, but she's just a dog.
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #43 on: September 11, 2011, 03:54:20 PM »
No Monica for moi. I don't date women who weigh more than I do. She seems to be looking better than she did during her White House days, however.

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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #44 on: September 11, 2011, 04:14:20 PM »
So which Cardassian chick are you referring to?  Some of them were hot.
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #45 on: September 11, 2011, 04:26:11 PM »
Quote from: Mabs on September 11, 2011, 03:01:46 PM
Yea, I mean, they can't all be as pretty as Garrak, but she's just a dog.

You know that Garrak was a dude, right?.....  =|
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #46 on: September 11, 2011, 04:28:40 PM »
Yea, but he was awesome.
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #47 on: September 11, 2011, 08:34:16 PM »
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But she ain't the brightest bulb in the bunch, either...
Maybe you would have a shot then..... =D
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #48 on: September 12, 2011, 12:55:30 AM »
Quote from: seeker_two on September 11, 2011, 04:26:11 PM
You know that Garrak was a dude, right?.....  =|

Quote from: Mabs on September 11, 2011, 04:28:40 PM
Yea, but he was awesome.

Do we need anymore proof that Mabs is gay?
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Re: Hey, Mabs: This girl is single. Give her a call.
« Reply #49 on: September 12, 2011, 01:22:42 AM »
Not to mention he completely neglected to identify the hot Cardassian chick. 
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