My Directorate of Civilian Marksmanship M-1 Garand
Fender Heavy Metal Stratocasters, especially those with just a humbucker on the bridge & no other pickups, equipped with Kahler SPyder trems and autolatch - I have 3 - my main one has survived a car wreck - can't kill 'em.
Fender M-80 solid state amsp - can't kill 'em.
Gibson Les Paul Studio model - all the sound, none of the frills, 1/3 the $$$.
Peavy Rockmaster preamp and TubeFX preamp - still rockin'
Peavy 4 X 12 guitar cabinets - the regular ones, not the 5150. Super bang for the buck, indestructible.
Sam's choice colas and gourmet sanck crackers, esp chipolte cheddar and ssalsa sour cream.
late '80s early 90's S-10/Sonoma - tough little truck - my step daughter couldn't kill it...cost me a case of beer...
mid '80s full size GMC/Chevy pickup/suburban/blazer - tough, easy to work on.
any well-made 18' twin axle flatbed trailer, esp withramps and a dove tail.
my Dan Wesson 1911
Mossber 500 shotguns
Swedish Mausers
Harbor Freight dial calipurs
A GOOD set of allen wrenches
Craftsman cordless drill, sawzall, circular saw, stapler combo pack
Titanium coated, or even better, cobalt steel drill bits - with "drill doctor"