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Your Badger ate my midget porn star
« on: September 14, 2011, 01:13:42 PM »
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set

In a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.

Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.
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Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2011, 01:52:52 PM »
The Badger has roots in the community
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Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2011, 01:53:57 PM »
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Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2011, 01:55:20 PM »
El T, what are you up to?
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2011, 02:04:34 PM »
Out of all the ways to off oneself, crawling into a badger den screaming "EAT ME" is not one that readily comes to mind.


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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2011, 02:10:05 PM »
i am working on the venn diagram for this event
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2011, 02:14:33 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2011, 03:26:38 PM »
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« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2011, 03:47:54 PM »
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2011, 04:02:45 PM »
Still cringing...  :O
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2011, 04:28:13 PM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on September 14, 2011, 01:13:42 PM
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set

In a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.

Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.

That really ought to be "former porn star". You know, out of respect and all...
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2011, 06:24:27 PM »
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Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2011, 06:29:24 PM »
This gives the badger song a whole new meaning.  :laugh:
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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2011, 08:54:19 PM »
A) This may be the strangest headline I've ever seen.

B) My wife is a big fan of Hell's Kitchen.  I must forward this to her immediately.
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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2011, 09:41:05 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2011, 10:26:29 PM »
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« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2011, 11:51:36 PM »
Eels! Why did it have to be eels.....nothing like drinking your own urine and  finding an eel.
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« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2011, 11:53:28 PM »
Ok, badgers. Eating.  Got it.

Would somebody please explain:
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about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host

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« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2011, 11:55:43 PM »
Do badgers have to wear condoms?
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« Reply #19 on: September 15, 2011, 12:35:38 AM »
And he was just starting to turn his life around.....
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« Reply #20 on: September 15, 2011, 08:03:04 AM »
my thought is the poor little guy got took for a meal given his small stature. And on another note, how people can stand there and let that HK twit scream and spray spittle in their faces is beyond me.  =|
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« Reply #21 on: September 15, 2011, 08:36:05 AM »
Quote from: 280plus on September 15, 2011, 08:03:04 AM
my thought is the poor little guy got took for a meal given his small stature. And on another note, how people can stand there and let that HK twit scream and spray spittle in their faces is beyond me.  =|

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« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2011, 09:00:07 AM »
Yea, I forgot. I can't beieve nobody's clocked him yet. Must be in their contract. "You hit the SOB and no money for you!"

Spoilsports...   :mad:

:laugh:

And for the other side of the coin, imagine being taken and eaten by a badger. That's gotta sting.  :O
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« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2011, 09:57:17 AM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on September 14, 2011, 09:41:05 PM
http://badgerbadgerbadger.com/

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Porn Star! Porn Star!

OOOOH... a corrrrrrpse... yuuuuuuuky corpse.....

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
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Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
« Reply #24 on: September 15, 2011, 10:01:42 AM »
So, looks like we've discovered Hobbits' natural enemies.









(Yes, I know that's terrible...)
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