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FB Post of the Day
« on: September 19, 2011, 09:07:34 AM »
Yes, it's early, but we already have a winner:


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This morning my girlfriend tells me that she doesn't know if she is coming or going. I told her that judging by the look on her face, she is going because when she is coming, she looks like a Down Syndrome kid trying to whistle.

And I'm going to hell for laughing at that.
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Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2011, 10:54:11 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on September 19, 2011, 09:07:34 AM
And I'm going to hell for laughing at that.
Can we get a group rate?
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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2011, 11:02:43 AM »
If I'd had a mouthful of coffee while reading that, I'd already be in hell, having choked to death.
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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 12:45:13 AM »
Add another ticket to the list...
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What was that about a pearl handled revolver and someone from New Orleans again?

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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2011, 07:43:20 AM »
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And I'm going to hell for laughing at that.
No need to worry, as I will be right along with you,
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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2011, 09:14:41 AM »
I think we will have the bus to hell filled up quickly as I will be on it as well.
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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2011, 09:20:25 AM »
lol  first guys there try to save some seats on the cool side near a window
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It is much more powerful to seek Truth for one's self.  Seeing and hearing that others seem to have found it can be a motivation.  With me, I was drawn because of much error and bad judgment on my part. Confronting one's own errors and bad judgment is a very life altering situation.  Confronting the errors and bad judgment of others is usually hypocrisy.


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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #7 on: September 21, 2011, 12:40:34 PM »
I call bus driver.
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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #8 on: September 21, 2011, 02:11:38 PM »
I think we already have one don't we Doggy Daddy?


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Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #9 on: September 21, 2011, 05:17:43 PM »
This thread sucks without pictures...................chris3
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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #10 on: September 21, 2011, 08:16:55 PM »
Yeah, I'm gonna smoke a turd in hell for laughing at that.
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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #11 on: September 21, 2011, 10:12:34 PM »
Well, at least we wont be alone.....
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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #12 on: September 22, 2011, 12:25:20 AM »
Quote from: scout26 on September 21, 2011, 02:11:38 PM
I think we already have one don't we Doggy Daddy?




I could either pinch hit or train one of you to handle that chore.

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« Reply #13 on: September 22, 2011, 07:42:25 AM »
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I could either pinch hit or train one of you to handle that chore.
The blind leading the deaf and dumb!?

"The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round"................
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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #14 on: September 22, 2011, 08:12:52 AM »
One of my wife's ridiculously hot cousins posted this gem yesterday
"Finally figured out why God doesn't answer my prayers...these BSC moms on Toddlers and Tiaras are jamming up the prayer line praying for their tarted up daughter to win the grande nacho burrito supreme before her head spins around a la Linda Blair style."

 :laugh:
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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #15 on: September 22, 2011, 09:15:55 AM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on September 22, 2011, 08:12:52 AM
One of my wife's ridiculously hot cousins posted this gem yesterday
"Finally figured out why God doesn't answer my prayers...these BSC moms on Toddlers and Tiaras are jamming up the prayer line praying for their tarted up daughter to win the grande nacho burrito supreme before her head spins around a la Linda Blair style."

 :laugh:


LOL  That is good!
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Hawkmoon - Never underestimate another person's capacity for stupidity. Any time you think someone can't possibly be that dumb ... they'll prove you wrong.

Bacon and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
Stupidity will always be its own reward.
Bad decisions make good stories.

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Viking - The problem with the modern world is that there aren't really any predators eating stupid people.

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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #16 on: September 22, 2011, 11:30:37 AM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on September 22, 2011, 08:12:52 AM
One of my wife's ridiculously hot cousins

Let's get back to this.  >:D
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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #17 on: September 22, 2011, 11:38:41 AM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on September 22, 2011, 08:12:52 AM
One of my wife's ridiculously hot cousins posted this gem yesterday
"Finally figured out why God doesn't answer my prayers...these BSC moms on Toddlers and Tiaras are jamming up the prayer line praying for their tarted up daughter to win the grande nacho burrito supreme before her head spins around a la Linda Blair style."

 :laugh:


Quote from: Fly320s on September 22, 2011, 11:30:37 AM
Let's get back to this.  >:D


Yes let's do....Pics or it doesn't exist.   >:D  >:D  >:D
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Hawkmoon - Never underestimate another person's capacity for stupidity. Any time you think someone can't possibly be that dumb ... they'll prove you wrong.

Bacon and Eggs - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig.
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Bad decisions make good stories.

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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2011, 11:52:06 AM »
Quote from: Jamie B on September 22, 2011, 07:42:25 AM
"The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round"................

I keel you!

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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #19 on: September 22, 2011, 12:46:17 PM »
Quote from: adively on September 22, 2011, 11:38:41 AM
Quote from: Fly320s on September 22, 2011, 11:30:37 AM
Quote from: JamisJockey on September 22, 2011, 08:12:52 AM

One of my wife's ridiculously hot cousins

Let's get back to this.  >:D

Yes let's do....Pics or it doesn't exist.   >:D  >:D  >:D


Yep, just because severe Anemia brought on by Multiple Myeloma and years of chemo have destroyed my "plumbing" doesn't mean I'm dead yet.  ;)
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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #20 on: September 22, 2011, 12:51:31 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on September 22, 2011, 11:30:37 AM
Let's get back to this.  >:D

She's got 5 of 'em that are quite hot.  4/5 are divorced with multiple crumb munchers and alot of trailer trash drama.

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Re: FB Post of the Day
« Reply #21 on: September 22, 2011, 03:42:44 PM »
<kicks dirt>

Still don't hurt to look none, though.

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