Hi...

[BlueStarLizzard]

The Mini-Me's maybe. But I DARE you to try to out "adorable" me.

Nancy made a comment about "How old do you think I am?"
*squint*
21.

I may be dumb as a fence post on a regular basis. But some things I did listen to my mother about. First and foremost rule. Regardless of a lady's age, you ALWAYS guess "21".

Yeah, right. You can't win aginst my apple checks and big sky blue eyes. I can be sweet, innocent and complimentary like you wouldn't beleive. You don't stand a chance rev.
 

[BlueStarLizzard]

Whenever a woman asks these three things:

How old do you think I am?
How much do you think I weigh?
How big do you think my boobs are?

The only acceptable answers are:

Five years under what you think the actual age is
15 pounds under what you think the actual weight is
Two inches above what you think the actual measurement is

Following these rules has kept me in female companionship for many years.

Unless, she's under the age of 25. (rev has the right rule. 21 ALWAYS works)

Unless she's a tomboy stick type, and knows it (they're rare but they do exsit, and they hate not having boobs and butt)

Unless she's got huge naturals. Go for a size smaller and complement her "perkyness"

[RevDisk]

Yeah, right. You can't win aginst my apple checks and big sky blue eyes. I can be sweet, innocent and complimentary like you wouldn't beleive. You don't stand a chance rev.

Strings said the same thing.

Didn't work out so well for him.

[BlueStarLizzard]

Strings said the same thing.

Didn't work out so well for him.

Strings has not the ringlets of your doom.

The curls are trump, my friend.

[BridgeRunner]

I'm sure that I personally could not resist the cuteness that is Liz.  However, I am willing to make the attempt.   

[BlueStarLizzard]

I'm sure that I personally could not resist the cuteness that is Liz.  However, I am willing to make the attempt.   

We're talking about strings mother, not you bridgy.

Get your head in the game, it's cheesecake we're talking about here!

[seeker_two]

Whenever a woman asks these three things:

How old do you think I am?
How much do you think I weigh?
How big do you think my boobs are?

The only acceptable answers are:

1. Like a fine wine, you're the perfect age....
2. Like a refreshing breeze, you're the perfect weight....
3. Like a beautiful present, you're the perfect size....

....and I've never lacked for female companionship.....


 

[Jamie B]

1. Like a fine wine, you're the perfect age....
2. Like a refreshing breeze, you're the perfect weight....
3. Like a beautiful present, you're the perfect size....

....and I've never lacked for female companionship.....


 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CcjQxoUSzM

[CNYCacher]

Whenever a woman asks:
How big do you think my boobs are?
The only acceptable answers are:
Two inches above what you think the actual measurement is

The correct answer to that question is to cop a feel.  Always worked for me, but then again it only ever happened in college when there was plenty of alcohol involved.

[BridgeRunner]

We're talking about strings mother, not you bridgy.

Get your head in the game, it's cheesecake we're talking about here!

Hey, a gauntlet was thrown down, I picked up it up.  If you're gonna be all cute-like you have to expect someone to take notice. 

[MrsSmith]

1. Like a fine wine, you're the perfect age....
2. Like a refreshing breeze, you're the perfect weight....
3. Like a beautiful present, you're the perfect size....

....and I've never lacked for female companionship.....


 

Really? And they fell for that?

I'm so glad I'm not young and stupid anymore.

[Tallpine]

I'm sure that I personally could not resist the cuteness that is Liz.  However, I am willing to make the attempt.   

....and I've never lacked for female companionship.....


 

I think I'm seeing a pattern here 

[Terpsichore]

Actually, I believe it was Terpsichore.  I also believe she's disappeared.

DD

I haven't disappeared.  lol 

Welcome Sparks.  The guys on here are a good bunch. 

[Harold Tuttle]

Of bananas

[Terpsichore]

Of bananas

Well, Strings would fall under the "bunch of bananas" I think.  Rev is pretty cool when I got to meet him last week.  Was tempted to give him cheesecake but I think Strings would have retaliated if I had done that.....

[RevDisk]

Well, Strings would fall under the "bunch of bananas" I think.  Rev is pretty cool when I got to meet him last week.  Was tempted to give him cheesecake but I think Strings would have retaliated if I had done that.....

And this did not motivate you to immediately give me large portions of cheesecake?

Hrmph!

[Terpsichore]

If I had any, you would have gotten some, Rev.  I'm curious as to this "look" on Strings' face everyone keeps talking about.  I will make up for lack of cheesecake this last time by making sure you get a nice big slice next time you're out this way.

[BlueStarLizzard]

If I had any, you would have gotten some, Rev.  I'm curious as to this "look" on Strings' face everyone keeps talking about.  I will make up for lack of cheesecake this last time by making sure you get a nice big slice next time you're out this way.

But you would give me and bridgy bigger slices if we were there, right?

Cause we're cuter (or at least I am)
 

[Terpsichore]

But you would give me and bridgy bigger slices if we were there, right?

Cause we're cuter (or at least I am)
 

Why do I get the feeling I'm going to get a stern taking to when Strings sees this part of the thread?  lol

[BlueStarLizzard]

Why do I get the feeling I'm going to get a stern taking to when Strings sees this part of the thread?  lol

Well, I owe one to strings, so he can have the third peice and rev can have the last peice.
 

[Terpsichore]

Sounds like a good plan to me.   

[seeker_two]

Really? And they fell for that?

I'm so glad I'm not young and stupid anymore.

You're just jealous that no one looked deeply into your eyes and said that to you before.....which probably explains your fascination with sparkly vampires and chocolate vodka.....or at least the sparkly vampires....heck, even I'm fascinated with chocolate vodka.....



 

[BlueStarLizzard]

You're just jealous that no one looked deeply into your eyes and said that to you before.....which probably explains your fascination with sparkly vampires and chocolate vodka.....or at least the sparkly vampires....heck, even I'm fascinated with chocolate vodka.....



 

Oh, I wish someone would. I could use a good laugh.
 

[Perd Hapley]

Yeah, right. You can't win aginst my apple checks and big sky blue eyes.

I'd sure love to try some Apple Chex. I had some Strawberry Frosted Mini-Wheats this morning.

[seeker_two]

Oh, I wish someone would. I could use a good laugh.
 

Don't you have any romance in your heart?....or have you turned in your Woman Card already?.....