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Re: Hi...
« Reply #50 on: September 23, 2011, 05:31:34 PM »
Quote from: *Sparks* on September 23, 2011, 04:44:57 PM
I have long chestnut colored hair...

You'll fit in just fine.  Plenty of chest nuts around here.

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Re: Hi...
« Reply #51 on: September 23, 2011, 05:50:42 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on September 21, 2011, 11:17:40 PM
Welcome, *Sparks*.....APS is all yours....for as long as you can handle it....

This song says so much about us....can we make it the official APS theme music?....
Wouldn't happen to be the lighted genitalia, now would it!?  =D

Works for me, especially the title.
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #52 on: September 23, 2011, 07:53:19 PM »
Quote from: *Sparks* on September 23, 2011, 04:44:57 PM
...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me  >:D

Just lie about them like everyone else.....that's why Jamis can be 6'8"......  =D
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #53 on: September 23, 2011, 08:21:29 PM »
Quote from: *Sparks* on September 23, 2011, 04:44:57 PM
I don't scare easy...I am here....life got in the way.

I have long chestnut colored hair...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me  >:D


It's a traaaap!
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #54 on: September 23, 2011, 09:03:02 PM »
Quote from: *Sparks* on September 23, 2011, 04:44:57 PM
I don't scare easy...I am here....life got in the way.

I have long chestnut colored hair...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me  >:D


You sound like a porn bot. Tell us, what's in your gun safe?
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« Reply #55 on: September 23, 2011, 09:05:46 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on September 23, 2011, 09:03:02 PM
You sound like a porn bot. Tell us, what's in your gun safe?

It would be moderately hilarious if the traditional "ZOMG it's a guuurrrrlllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!" thread we seem to have when a new woman joins us was over a porn bot.
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #56 on: September 24, 2011, 11:07:30 AM »
Quote from: *Sparks* on September 23, 2011, 04:44:57 PM
I don't scare easy...I am here....life got in the way.

I have long chestnut colored hair...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me  >:D


I would be willing to help but I'm not close by right now.  Care to come to Kuwait and keep a lonely Soldier company? >:D  Just don't tell my wife or girlfriend. :laugh:
Pics would work also. >:D
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #57 on: September 25, 2011, 11:03:02 AM »
Quote from: *Sparks* on September 23, 2011, 04:44:57 PM
I don't scare easy...I am here....life got in the way.

I have long chestnut colored hair...as for my measurements, well, I think I might need someone to take them for me  >:D


Hmm?

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Re: Hi...
« Reply #58 on: September 25, 2011, 11:11:15 AM »
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 The price of a lottery ticket seems to be the maximum most folks are willing to risk toward the dream of becoming a one-percenter. “Robert Hollis”

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Re: Hi...
« Reply #59 on: September 25, 2011, 03:01:11 PM »
Jamis,

Acting out is not acceptable even when you're having issues with your family tree.
 [barf]

Sincely

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« Reply #60 on: September 25, 2011, 03:15:28 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on September 25, 2011, 11:11:15 AM


I thought you weren't going to post any more pics of your cousins....  =|
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #61 on: September 25, 2011, 03:23:30 PM »
Reno is so close to hell that you can see sparks. ... Welcome :cool:
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #62 on: September 26, 2011, 12:41:10 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on September 25, 2011, 11:11:15 AM
Keep dreaming.  More like:






Birdman, much bigger boobs.

Jamis, hell no, and let's definitely leave what you're attracted to off SPA, especially if there are pics involved!
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #63 on: September 26, 2011, 01:15:09 PM »
Quote from: *Sparks* on September 26, 2011, 12:41:10 PM
Birdman, much bigger boobs.
Jamis, hell no, and let's definitely leave what you're attracted to off SPA, especially if there are pics involved!

Hmm. Interesting.
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #64 on: September 27, 2011, 01:10:24 AM »
This one apparently doesn't scare easily.  I'm surprised, you guys certainly tried.  :laugh:
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #65 on: September 27, 2011, 10:44:46 PM »
Quote from: Physics on September 27, 2011, 01:10:24 AM
This one apparently doesn't scare easily.  I'm surprised, you guys certainly tried.  :laugh:

Tried??  I don't recall even seeing any Zardoz pics.  Nevermind the Hoff Crotch.  Y'all ain't really trying if those don't make an appearance.
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #66 on: September 27, 2011, 10:50:06 PM »
Quote from: sumpnz on September 27, 2011, 10:44:46 PM
Tried??  I don't recall even seeing any Zardoz pics.  Nevermind the Hoff Crotch.  Y'all ain't really trying if those don't make an appearance.

Would the Janet Reno Dance Party be too much for a newcomer?.....
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #67 on: September 27, 2011, 10:58:42 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on September 27, 2011, 10:50:06 PM
Would the Janet Reno Dance Party be too much for a newcomer?.....

Depends on whether Lon Horiuchi is the DJ ...
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #68 on: September 27, 2011, 11:24:12 PM »
Quote from: sumpnz on September 27, 2011, 10:44:46 PM
Tried??  I don't recall even seeing any Zardoz pics.  Nevermind the Hoff Crotch.  Y'all ain't really trying if those don't make an appearance.

I was trying to lure her into a false sense of confidence. >:D
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Re: Hi...
« Reply #69 on: September 28, 2011, 12:17:21 AM »
Wow, if this is trying, well you guys have a lot more to learn  ;)
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« Reply #70 on: September 28, 2011, 08:02:18 AM »
Quote from: *Sparks* on September 28, 2011, 12:17:21 AM
Wow, if this is trying, well you guys have a lot more to learn  ;)

Thats because these morons are trying to flirt with you.

Me, I'd rather hypnotize you.

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« Reply #71 on: September 28, 2011, 08:07:06 AM »
JJ, you did not just create your own fractal, à la Hoff.  That is just plain wrong.
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« Reply #72 on: September 28, 2011, 08:17:57 AM »
adlively, that one has been around a while ...
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« Reply #73 on: September 28, 2011, 08:22:20 AM »
Quote from: adively on September 28, 2011, 08:07:06 AM
JJ, you did not just create your own fractal, à la Hoff.  That is just plain wrong.

Nah....Harold did it.  




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Re: Hi...
« Reply #74 on: December 28, 2011, 12:45:25 AM »
So did we run *Sparks* off for good?  (I think it was that Hoff gif that did it  :mad: )
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