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MrsSmith

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Re: Hi...
« Reply #125 on: December 31, 2011, 10:44:26 AM »
You're just jealous that no one looked deeply into your eyes and said that to you before.....which probably explains your fascination with sparkly vampires and chocolate vodka.....or at least the sparkly vampires....heck, even I'm fascinated with chocolate vodka.....



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What anyone has or hasn't said to me is not a subject up for discussion here. Sparkly vampires - oh hell no. Chocolate vodka - oh hell yes.

And I can't speak for BSL but I have plenty of romance in my heart. I just also have plenty of logic in my head.
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« Reply #126 on: December 31, 2011, 10:47:54 AM »
{I looked into her eyes and saw} miles and miles of Texas...

Ernest Tubb


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« Reply #127 on: December 31, 2011, 11:20:18 AM »
{I looked into her eyes and saw} miles and miles of Texas...

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« Reply #128 on: December 31, 2011, 01:09:09 PM »
Asleep At The Wheel

Whippersnappers  :P
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« Reply #129 on: December 31, 2011, 01:14:51 PM »
Chocolate vodka - oh hell yes.

What's chocolate vodka?
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« Reply #130 on: December 31, 2011, 01:18:03 PM »
Whippersnappers  :P

I understand.  But Asleep At The Wheel did the first commercial recording of that song in 1976.  (while looking up the date, I found that the songwriter had recorded a demo version in 1950)  If ET ever sang it, he covered it later.
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« Reply #131 on: December 31, 2011, 01:32:03 PM »
Actually Bob Wills was the first to record it.
There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

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« Reply #132 on: December 31, 2011, 01:36:51 PM »
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If ET ever sang it, he covered it later.

I'm pretty sure that I remember hearing him sing it long before 1976  =|
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« Reply #133 on: December 31, 2011, 07:04:03 PM »
What's chocolate vodka?


Vodka with chocolate in it?
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« Reply #134 on: January 01, 2012, 02:06:52 AM »
I'm pretty sure that I remember hearing him sing it long before 1976  =|

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« Reply #135 on: January 01, 2012, 10:00:43 AM »
The memory is the first thing to go.
What is the second thing?
Islamic sex dolls.  Do they blow themselves up?

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« Reply #136 on: January 01, 2012, 10:02:02 AM »
The memory is the first thing to go.
What is the second thing?

I've always heard that the memory was the second thing to go.  Just can't remember the first.
There are five things, above all else, that make life worth living: a good relationship with God, a good woman, good health, good friends, and a good cigar.

Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.  One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.

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« Reply #137 on: January 01, 2012, 10:02:41 AM »
The memory is the first thing to go.

But aren't you supposed to forget things, instead of remember things that may or may not have happened  ???

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« Reply #138 on: January 01, 2012, 10:42:14 AM »
What's chocolate vodka?


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« Reply #139 on: January 01, 2012, 10:43:09 AM »
I think some of you are losing sight of the goal here, which is to make fun of Tallpine for being old. Really, really old.
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« Reply #140 on: January 01, 2012, 11:13:58 AM »
I'm not climbing on that bandwagon or it'll just be a matter of time before you're picking on me for how old I am. Uh uh, nope, forget it.

Besides, I'd rather get older and wiser than go back to being young and stupid any day.
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« Reply #141 on: January 01, 2012, 11:16:43 AM »
I think some of you are losing sight of the goal here, which is to make fun of Tallpine for being old. Really, really old.

Naw, thats been done. It's old and boring.

Now, making fun of you, on the other hand, is always a winner.
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« Reply #142 on: January 01, 2012, 11:22:01 AM »
Your feigned innocence won't work with me.

What does feigned mean?
"I'm a foolish old man that has been drawn into a wild goose chase by a harpy in trousers and a nincompoop."

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« Reply #143 on: January 01, 2012, 11:22:24 AM »
I'm not climbing on that bandwagon or it'll just be a matter of time before you're picking on me for how old I am. Uh uh, nope, forget it.

Besides, I'd rather get older and wiser than go back to being young and stupid any day.

Screw that.  When I was young, I was hot.  
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« Reply #144 on: January 01, 2012, 11:24:42 AM »
Screw that.  When I was young, I was hot.  

This makes me laugh and laugh and laugh.

Ahhhh... The delusions of youth...
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« Reply #145 on: January 01, 2012, 11:34:42 AM »
http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=31524.msg624756#msg624756

Please don't turn anyone into a pink mist with your mind.

Ever make a typo that was closer to the truth than what you intended to write?
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« Reply #146 on: January 01, 2012, 11:38:32 AM »
What does feigned mean?

Shall I demonstrate?
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« Reply #147 on: January 01, 2012, 11:40:50 AM »
^^^ Cue the deli scene in 'When Harry Met Sally'.
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« Reply #148 on: January 01, 2012, 11:46:33 AM »
Shall I demonstrate?

Sure, right after you watch an episode of "Justified" on Netflix. Oh wait...
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« Reply #149 on: January 01, 2012, 12:53:57 PM »
Disk please!

^^^ Cue the deli scene in 'When Harry Met Sally'.

Bwah!
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