Author Topic: How do you keep a socialist quiet?  (Read 1250 times)

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Re: How do you keep a socialist quiet?
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2011, 01:22:04 PM »
Better question: How do you keep yahoo quiet?
On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
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Re: How do you keep a socialist quiet?
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2011, 01:22:28 PM »
Pagey no found.

But, I'm thinking, "duct tape".
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Re: How do you keep a socialist quiet?
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2011, 01:28:48 PM »
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Talk about the ultimate joy ride.

A local NBC affiliate in Richmond, Virginia reports that thieves stole a truck carrying hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of equipment that travels with President Obama, including his Teleprompters.

Officials recovered the truck on Monday. Here's the NBC 12 breakdown of the caper:


Moar at the link.
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Re: How do you keep a socialist quiet?
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2011, 02:37:31 PM »
On two occasions, I have been asked [by members of Parliament], "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" I am not able to rightly apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.
Charles Babbage

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Re: How do you keep a socialist quiet?
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2011, 03:16:06 PM »
Now is back. 

And just in case the Ministry of Truth raids Yahoo again: http://www.thestreet.com/story/11280825/1/obamas-teleprompter-stolen-from-truck.html

Anybody else thinking of the "Limo One" episode of the Dukes of Hazzard when Cooter stole the Presidential limousine?  Makes me wonder if Ben Jones has really retired from politics, or just from the public side...

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Re: How do you keep a socialist quiet?
« Reply #6 on: October 18, 2011, 03:47:03 PM »
How do you keep a socialist quiet?

The only time they are quiet is after they're buried. [ar15]
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
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Re: How do you keep a socialist quiet?
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2011, 03:53:35 PM »
Re: How do you keep a socialist quiet?

Usually, this:



Or this:



But when they get uppity, you can get uppity right back:





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Re: How do you keep a socialist quiet?
« Reply #8 on: October 18, 2011, 04:37:28 PM »
168 or 175gr 2750fps, that works.
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I'm so contrarian that I didn't respond to the thread.

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Re: How do you keep a socialist quiet?
« Reply #9 on: October 18, 2011, 04:38:07 PM »
Okay really?  I mean, *expletive deleted*ing really?  Showing a presidential assisnation site in this context is beyond inappropriate.  What the *expletive deleted*ck man?
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