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Dating in the time of the Zombie Apocalypse
« on: October 23, 2011, 05:16:09 AM »
Not so much a how-to guide as a why-to think piece.

http://www.thefrisky.com/2011-10-19/mind-of-man-sex-the-zombie-apocalypse/

Best line?  Probably "Running into your ex will be no problem: he or she’ll probably be a zombie anyway."

stay safe.
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Re: Dating in the time of the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2011, 01:14:31 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on October 23, 2011, 05:16:09 AM

 "Running into your ex will be no problem: he or she’ll probably be a zombie anyway."



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Re: Dating in the time of the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2011, 01:25:05 PM »
A dog muzzle, and stocking up on lots of Febreeze would probably be a good start.

Oh, this is about dating exclusively among the living. Never mind.
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Re: Dating in the time of the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2011, 02:44:37 PM »
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Re: Dating in the time of the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2011, 03:15:27 PM »
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A dog muzzle, and stocking up on lots of Febreeze would probably be a good start.

Oh, this is about dating exclusively among the living. Never mind.

That's a regular Saturday night for some of the folks around here.
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Re: Dating in the time of the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2011, 03:19:13 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on October 23, 2011, 01:25:05 PM
A dog muzzle, and stocking up on lots of Febreeze would probably be a good start.

Oh, this is about dating exclusively among the living. Never mind.

You're nasty.  I like it.
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Re: Dating in the time of the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2011, 07:52:36 PM »
Quote from: AJ Dual on October 23, 2011, 01:25:05 PM
A dog muzzle, and stocking up on lots of Febreeze would probably be a good start.

Oh, this is about dating exclusively among the living. Never mind.
Nice! I would suggest that Mabs has already garnered experience with Zombie dating, though.
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Re: Dating in the time of the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2011, 09:12:14 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on October 23, 2011, 05:16:09 AM
"Running into your ex will be no problem: he or she’ll probably be a zombie anyway."

Dear G-d, please let it be so !!!!!
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Re: Dating in the time of the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2011, 09:56:58 PM »
Quote from: Azrael256 on October 23, 2011, 03:15:27 PM
That's a regular Saturday night for some of the folks around here.
A quote exemplifying the differences between "erotic" and "kinky" comes to mind...  :P
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Re: Dating in the time of the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2011, 10:18:14 PM »
Loved this!
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Re: Dating in the time of the Zombie Apocalypse
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2011, 03:08:29 PM »
Yep something to think about!
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