Let them make fries. 
Quite possibly the only funny thing you've ever said.
Sadly, many of those guys could not make the McDonalds cut. People demean the job, but to those that take it seriously there is still a path to the top there. Additionally, their hiring is picky. I used to get after deadbeats in the military who were doing whatever shitbird thing was popular that week to get kicked out. I asked them if they realized that McDs would want to see and honorable discharge to hire them.
If I really needed to work I'd work there, I think I'd try for managerial at a big gas/trans fat place like Sheetz though first, not bad money in those gigs.
