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If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« on: November 30, 2011, 01:09:17 PM »
...that was most like your personality, which would you choose?  Disney movie, Star Wars universe, whatever.  Gotta be a bad guy/gal, though.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2011, 01:42:57 PM »
Shiny!  Let's go be bad guys.    :cool:
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2011, 02:38:07 PM »
Not something you're likely to see manifest itself externally with me, but the Joker. Probably Heath Ledger's latest interpretation.

I understand the whole "Some men just want to watch the world burn" mentality, even if I know it's wrong.  [tinfoil]

Alex Delarge from "A Clockwork Orange" might be another example.

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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2011, 02:51:22 PM »
Dr. Evil for me.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2011, 03:25:47 PM »
Me= I am the midnight bomber what bombs at midnight....  “And he says to me, he says to me, ‘You got style, baby! But if you’re gonna to be a real villain, you gotta get a gimmick!’  And so I go, I says, ‘Yeah, baby! A gimmick, that’s it! High explosives!’ Ah ha ha ha ha ha!”

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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2011, 03:41:20 PM »
...that was most like your personality, which would you choose?  Disney movie, Star Wars universe, whatever.  Gotta be a bad guy/gal, though.

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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2011, 04:20:25 PM »
Am I a Lion?

I've never thought of you as a lion  =|
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2011, 05:36:19 PM »
As much as I might like to indulge fantasies of me being an ultra-violent type like Alex from "A Clockwork Orange", I would never be that outrageous. It would have to be a quieter villain. Maybe Pauli from "Goodfellas", Hyman Roth (really Meyer Lansky) from "Godfather II", or Nicholas Cage's character in "Lord of War".

If I could choose the villain I'd like to be, it would be a white Frank Lucas from "American Gangster". He was a gentleman with very good taste in clothing, homes and women, yet could turn on the violence like a switch if necessary. A man who can douse another with gasoline, set him afire, and put six rounds into him from a very sweet Colt while smoking a Cuban cigar is definitely a breed apart. ;)

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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2011, 05:50:26 PM »
 

Yes. I would totally get my eye plucked out for mouthing off to an elderly japanese sensi.

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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2011, 05:55:11 PM »
Moriarty.  :cool:

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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2011, 05:57:10 PM »
Hannibal Lector.

Except that I'd argue that he was not a bad guy.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2011, 06:06:37 PM »
Hannibal Lector.

Except that I'd argue that he was not a bad guy.


Actually, I see you more as this guy.

Cannible, crazy, violent, wears a kilt, likes death metel.

But most important...



He loves this crazy, violent ... Lady person.
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I see a certain simularity.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2011, 06:12:31 PM »
Dr. Horrible.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2011, 06:32:55 PM »

Meh. The guy was just a simple Pictish barbarian chief. I'd have had his head on a pike in about five minutes. Now, the Lady on the other hand. Much more interesting. Sure, she's not as vicious as most of the ladies I've dated, but I'd definitely buy her a drink and introduce myself. Definite potential.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2011, 07:06:28 PM »
Hans Gruber, no doubt about it.  However, I probably would have noticed if someone handed me an empty Beretta.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2011, 07:18:43 PM »
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2011, 07:28:34 PM »
Joe Pesci in pretty much anything that doesn't involve that stupid kid.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2011, 09:02:49 PM »
Blue Duck  >:D
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2011, 09:08:05 PM »
Audrey Jr.   

Or maybe The Master (from Dr. Who)
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2011, 10:28:07 PM »
Hmmm . . . a fictional villain . . . so many good choices . . .

Fu Manchu
Emperor Ming
Marc DuQuesne
John Sunlight

Have to think about this a bit. (Wonder how many APS members can identify all four without Google.  ;)  )
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2011, 10:41:58 PM »
Lex Luthor. Failing that, Magneto.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2011, 10:44:01 PM »
Lex Luthor. Failing that, Magneto.

Is it bad that I have a lot of empathy for both of those villains, too?

(Well, some iterations of Lex Luthor, at least.)
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