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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #50 on: December 02, 2011, 01:58:44 AM »
She's the vampire lady from the cheesy Underworld flick(s).
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #51 on: December 02, 2011, 02:40:06 AM »
Ok, I get that, but does she have flying monkeys at her beck and call???

Simple question guys!
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #52 on: December 02, 2011, 02:42:22 AM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on December 02, 2011, 02:40:06 AM
Ok, I get that, but does she have flying monkeys at her beck and call???

Simple question guys!

No.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #53 on: December 02, 2011, 02:57:53 AM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on December 02, 2011, 02:40:06 AM
Ok, I get that, but does she have flying monkeys at her beck and call???
Simple question guys!

Are you speaking in metaphors?
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #54 on: December 02, 2011, 08:48:21 AM »
Marvin the Martian.

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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #55 on: December 02, 2011, 09:23:51 AM »
The fictional villain I would like to be is Angel Eyes, although Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg probably has more toys and more fun.

For a real-life villain that has a lot of fun, it would be hard to beat Hugh Hefner.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #56 on: December 02, 2011, 11:14:25 AM »
No one's mentioned the Draka.  Charming and cultured, most of them, most of the time.  But then one will offhand offer to kill a troublesome serf for you.  Their armies are "notoriously atrocity prone".

Then there's Zhu Yuan-Coyotl, the Incarnate Sun, ruler of the Han Meshica.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #57 on: December 02, 2011, 11:47:16 AM »
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BSL, I don't want to savage what you wrote, so I'll just suggest you look at my earlier post.  ;)
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #58 on: December 02, 2011, 06:14:07 PM »
No one picks the Fett?!?
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #59 on: December 02, 2011, 06:46:20 PM »
Quote from: HankB on December 02, 2011, 11:47:16 AM
BSL, I don't want to savage what you wrote, so I'll just suggest you look at my earlier post.  ;)

Haha! I didn't even see that! (obviously, I knew I didn't know any of those villians, thus didn't remember the post)

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http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=28193.0   
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #60 on: December 02, 2011, 08:00:10 PM »
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Me= I am the midnight bomber what bombs at midnight....  “And he says to me, he says to me, ‘You got style, baby! But if you’re gonna to be a real villain, you gotta get a gimmick!’  And so I go, I says, ‘Yeah, baby! A gimmick, that’s it! High explosives!’ Ah ha ha ha ha ha!”

I'm not going to name names of who Cruella Deville is on this board.

Hee.  I must dig out my DVD's and watch this again.   =D
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #61 on: December 02, 2011, 08:36:59 PM »
Quote from: fistful on December 02, 2011, 09:23:51 AM
The fictional villain I would like to be is Angel Eyes

Why, thank you.

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For a real-life villain that has a lot of fun, it would be hard to beat Hugh Hefner.

Okay, I'll bite: what's villainous about Hefner?  Lecherous, sure, but a villain?

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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #62 on: December 02, 2011, 08:56:25 PM »
Quote from: Angel Eyes on December 02, 2011, 08:36:59 PM
Okay, I'll bite: what's villainous about Hefner?  Lecherous, sure, but a villain?

Obviously Hefner is poisoning our fair-eyed culture.  ;)
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #63 on: December 02, 2011, 08:58:35 PM »
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Quote from: HankB on November 30, 2011, 10:28:07 PM
Hmmm . . . a fictional villain . . . so many good choices . . .

Fu Manchu
Emperor Ming
Marc DuQuesne
John Sunlight

Have to think about this a bit. (Wonder how many APS members can identify all four without Google.  ;)  )


1. Sax romer,
2. Flash gorden
3. Skylark series, doc e.e. Smith
4. Yeah, he got it.  ;/


And no google. He wouldn't know how.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #64 on: December 02, 2011, 11:28:45 PM »
A small list:

Movies:
William Foster (Michael Douglas from Falling Down)
Bane (from the comics and hopefully Dark Knight Rises, not the abomination from Batman and Robin)
A xenomorph (from Aliens, and only on really bad days)

Books:
Capt. Beatty (from Fahrenheit 451)

As far as historical figures go, I'd have to think about it a while longer. Time for bed.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #65 on: December 03, 2011, 01:42:24 AM »
Quote from: birdman on December 02, 2011, 06:14:07 PM
No one picks the Fett?!?

I think the word villain suggests more of a criminal mastermind than a henchman. Of course, Angel Eyes (one of my picks) was also a bounty hunter, but he was the chief antagonist of the film.


Quote from: MicroBalrog on December 02, 2011, 08:56:25 PM
Obviously Hefner is poisoning our fair-eyed culture.   ;)

I don't know what you mean by "fair-eyed," but if you think he isn't poisoning our culture, you're looking the other way. As he said, he has "changed the social and sexual values" of our culture. And not in a good way.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #66 on: December 03, 2011, 01:43:21 AM »
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William Foster (Michael Douglas from Falling Down)

"I'm the bad guy?"
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #67 on: December 03, 2011, 04:53:29 AM »
Quote from: fistful on December 03, 2011, 01:42:24 AM
I don't know what you mean by "fair-eyed," but if you think he isn't poisoning our culture, you're looking the other way. As he said, he has "changed the social and sexual values" of our culture. And not in a good way.


Now that is a matter of perspective.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #68 on: December 03, 2011, 07:25:20 AM »
Jamie B has it right: Looney Tunes' Tasmanian Devil.

Now, the villain that I always LIKED was the Dragon Lady from Terry and the Pirates.

I was either born with, or the Dragon lady infected me with, a permanent case of "yellow fever."
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #69 on: December 03, 2011, 07:43:41 AM »
The Great Gazoo from the Flintstones.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #70 on: December 03, 2011, 10:20:22 AM »
Not sure I'd reveal an actual resemblance to a fictional villain.

If I get to chose one to resemble, I'll take Mr. Kobayashi.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #71 on: December 03, 2011, 04:22:19 PM »
Wait a minute - Gowen, who's Cruella here? Mabs?

Fistful and Micro, you are NOT allowed to turn a fun thread about villains into a debate about morality. Geesh, don't you two ever get enough?

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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #72 on: December 04, 2011, 03:38:51 AM »
I think I'd have to with Heath Ledgers Joker. >:D Especially on days where I experience or hear about a lot of stupidity in the day and think the world is just screwed.
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #73 on: December 05, 2011, 12:41:20 PM »
INTJ here, too. Would probably have to go with Hannibal Lecter. I share an extreme dislike of folks who are impertinent, rude, or discourteous. My frustrations don't quite manifest in the same way Lecter's do, though... =D
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Re: If you had to choose a fictional villain...
« Reply #74 on: December 05, 2011, 03:54:02 PM »
Huh. Nobody's taken Elmer Fudd.
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