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Best pole dance
« on: December 03, 2011, 11:47:10 PM »
Uh-uh. I know what you're thinking. This isn't that kind of pole dance. It's absolutely amazing, though. This girl doesn't look like she'd have the muscles to do this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waIuhfoTMv8&feature=share&mid=544335
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2011, 11:52:48 PM »
Wow, is all I have to say.

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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2011, 11:53:08 PM »
Not very good on the ground. Impressive on the pole, though.
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2011, 12:04:42 AM »
I'll be in my bunk.
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2011, 02:04:00 AM »
Holy Moly!

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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2011, 03:07:33 AM »
That was amazing.  Wow.
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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2011, 05:31:09 AM »
Wow, just wow.

The fact that it started out with her being innocent, waifish, and cute had a lot to do with the later impact.

Wow.
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2011, 08:08:35 AM »
There are a lot of Olympic gymnasts who would be envious....
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2011, 11:12:06 AM »
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2011, 11:34:35 AM »
Excuse me a moment, I need to go pick my jaw up off the floor.
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2011, 11:37:13 AM »
Quote from: kgbsquirrel on December 04, 2011, 11:34:35 AM
Excuse me a moment, I need to go pick my jaw up off the floor.

I'm going to guess one of her shoulders are stronger than my entire torso.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2011, 11:48:24 AM by 41magsnub »
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2011, 11:38:33 AM »
She will make some guy very happy for a long time.  If she can find anyone to keep up with her for more than 30 seconds.
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2011, 11:46:47 AM »
You guys think that's pole dancing?  ;/  No, THIS is pole dancing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v48B4wO-VH0
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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2011, 11:49:11 AM »
Quote from: fistful on December 04, 2011, 11:46:47 AM
You guys think that's pole dancing?  ;/  No, THIS is pole dancing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v48B4wO-VH0

 :facepalm:

Can we ban him now?  Please!!!!!!!!!!! =D [popcorn] >:D
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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2011, 11:52:40 AM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on December 04, 2011, 11:49:11 AM
:facepalm:

Can we ban him now?  Please!!!!!!!!!!! =D [popcorn] >:D

Or beat him with a pole, maybe hire a Pole to do it?
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2011, 11:55:42 AM »
Quote from: 41magsnub on December 04, 2011, 11:52:40 AM
Or beat him with a pole, maybe hire a Pole to do it?

Let us take a poll.
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2011, 12:09:19 PM »
I am part Pole, and I have access to a poleaxe with which to dispatch the polecat.
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2011, 12:18:35 PM »
I suggest we call Jenyne Butterfly and tell her to go beat up Fistful.
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2011, 12:28:34 PM »
She could probably use her muscular thighs to choke him out, much like Darryl Hannah did to Harrison Ford in Blade Runner.
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2011, 12:34:43 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on December 04, 2011, 12:28:34 PM
She could probably use her muscular thighs to choke him out, much like Darryl Hannah did to Harrison Ford in Blade Runner.
Not just choke him out, his head would pop like a cork :O.
OnT: Tha is an amazing video. Extreme control over one's body...
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2011, 12:51:12 PM »
Quote from: MillCreek on December 04, 2011, 12:28:34 PM
She could probably use her muscular thighs to choke him out, much like Darryl Hannah did to Harrison Ford in Blade Runner.
Geek fail. :P That worked out pretty well for Decker, as I recall.
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2011, 02:48:05 PM »
Quote from: fistful on December 04, 2011, 11:46:47 AM
You guys think that's pole dancing?  ;/  No, THIS is pole dancing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v48B4wO-VH0

It ain't a real pole dance unless the dancer is completely bare.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9og9YZu8gI


 =D

Quote from: MillCreek on December 04, 2011, 12:28:34 PM
She could probably use her muscular thighs to choke him out, much like Darryl Hannah did to Harrison Ford in Blade Runner.

....or.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRbs3WSh97g
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2011, 02:50:25 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on December 04, 2011, 02:48:05 PM
It ain't a real pole dance unless the dancer is completely bare.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9og9YZu8gI


 =D

....or.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRbs3WSh97g


Better than what fisty posted.  On both accounts.
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Re: Best pole dance
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Re: Best pole dance
« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2011, 12:29:43 AM »
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