Things to do in a small town

[Brad Johnson]

They say that there is nothing to do in small towns except sit around and watch the grass grow.

Untrue.

You can also stand around and watch the mud dry.

[charby]

that is too funny..

[jefnvk]

Now, I don't want to start any little vs. big town fights, but after moving to the first big town I have lived in, there is a lot more to do in a small town.

But that is pretty funny.  Gotta love those shots tha come out just perfect.

[...has left the building.]

No beer?

[Antibubba]

Y'all think this is mud??  You shoulda seen the mud we had to go through every day to get to grammar school.  It'd bog you down somethin' fierce.  In third grade I lost six classmates who insisted on dawdlin'.  In fact, one time..."

[charby]

No beer?

Must be from the bible belt.

[Guest]

"Little Jimmy Jackson is jackin? up his Bronco
He?s gonna lay a little rubber later on at the truck pull
All the girls are getting? pretty sprayin? on the White Rain
Yeah they?re gonna get a rowdy tonight down at the football game
Yeah

(Chorus:)
We let it rip when we got the money
Let it roll if we got the gas
It gets wild yeah but that?s the way we get down
In a Hicktown

Well you can see the neighbors butt crack nailing on his shingles
And his woman?s? smokin? Pall Mall?s watchin? Laura Ingles
And Granny?s getting? lit she?s headin? out to bingo
Yeah my buddies and me are goin? muddin? down on Blue Hole Road
You know You know

(Chorus:)
We let it rip when we got the money
Let it roll if we got the gas
It gets wild yeah but that?s the way we get down
In a Hicktown

(Bridge)

We hear folks in the city party in Martini Bars
And they like to show off in their fancy foreign cars
Out here in the boondocks we buy beer at Amoco
And crank our Kraco speakers with that country radio

(Chorus:)
We let it rip when we got the money
Let it roll if we got the gas
It gets wild yeah but that?s the way we get down
Oh Oh We let it rip when we got the money
Let it roll if we got the gas
Its buck wild yeah but that?s the way we get down
In a Hicktown
In a Hicktown
It?s the way we get down
In a Hicktown
Yeah in a Hicktown

Oh we aint finished yet
We got you?re country boys and you?re redneck girls
It?s the party heard round the world
Right here in Hicktown
Yeah In Hicktown
The whole town?s gettin? down"

[doczinn]

Who sings that?

[charby]

Who sings that?

Jason Aldean

[doczinn]

Downloading it as we speak.

[...has left the building.]

No beer?

Must be from the bible belt.

Probably true... My Mother-in-Law went to a liquor store to pick up some brew to beer-baste a ham for Easter and she came back irritated because she couldn't buy one 12 oz. beer!