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Man tries to rob We Buy Gold store and runs into clerk
« on: January 03, 2012, 01:42:39 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehZ7fYDVtiY

Thief enters store with gun and comes around counter and confronts clerk.
Clerk opens up can of whoop *expletive deleted*ss and knocks out thief.
Clerk calls 911 and holds down thief.
Discovers that the gun was a pellet gun.
As they are waiting for the police, the clerk makes the thief clean up his own blood.

Watch the video for awesomeness and the booking picture of the thief.


ETA: Spelling per Fly320s.
« Last Edit: January 03, 2012, 02:57:27 PM by adively »
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Re: Man tries to rob We Buy Gold store and runs into clerk
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2012, 02:00:07 PM »
That is so last year.

BTW, what is a pelt gun?  :police: =D
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Re: Man tries to rob We Buy Gold store and runs into clerk
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2012, 02:32:03 PM »
No comment on the actual crime.

I just want to say that I think down-market newscasters are much more interesting and entertaining to watch than any top-50 city, or national ones.  =D
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Re: Man tries to rob We Buy Gold store and runs into clerk
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2012, 05:21:52 PM »
Epic.  I love it. Punk is just lucky his failure in the victim selection process didn't fetch him some high velocity lead therapy...
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Re: Man tries to rob We Buy Gold store and runs into clerk
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2012, 06:11:27 PM »
Great stuff! Welcome to your 15 minutes of fame, *expletive deleted*bag!
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Re: Man tries to rob We Buy Gold store and runs into clerk
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2012, 06:51:51 PM »
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