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Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« on: January 06, 2012, 05:50:59 PM »
I just read this here .

Apparently, Tiger Woods' ex-wife got $100 million from the divorce, spent $12 million on a house, and has now bulldozed it. If she'd gotten the house as part of the divorce, and wanted to make some sort of statement, maybe I could see doing this. Maybe. Probably not, but maybe.

But destroying a $12 million house she bought with her divorce proceeds? Makes no sense at all.

If the story is true, then she's crazier than he is.

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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2012, 06:00:55 PM »
It's not a $12 million house.  It's a $12 million view with a house on it.

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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2012, 06:05:53 PM »
So.

It turns out that she was the homewrecker after all!

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« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2012, 06:30:20 PM »
At last!  A shovel-ready job.

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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2012, 06:38:43 PM »
It's not a $12 million house.  It's a $12 million view with a house on it.

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That's not exactly a POS little house...
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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2012, 06:51:33 PM »
No, it's not a POS. And it's certainly better than the multi-million dollar shack that Michael Moore has on Torch Lake in MI:



At least the ex-Mrs. Woods has good taste in what she bulldozes.

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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2012, 07:18:25 PM »



That's not exactly a POS little house...
 =|

But it's so "last year" - and the windows were dirty anyway.  ;)
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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2012, 07:25:41 PM »
No, it's not a POS. And it's certainly better than the multi-million dollar shack that Michael Moore has on Torch Lake in MI:



At least the ex-Mrs. Woods has good taste in what she bulldozes.

That thing just looks weird, in a sad "no, you need to pick ONE arcatectual style" kinda way.
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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2012, 07:46:13 PM »
I just read this here .

Apparently, Tiger Woods' ex-wife got $100 million from the divorce, spent $12 million on a house, and has now bulldozed it. If she'd gotten the house as part of the divorce, and wanted to make some sort of statement, maybe I could see doing this. Maybe. Probably not, but maybe.

But destroying a $12 million house she bought with her divorce proceeds? Makes no sense at all.

If the story is true, then she's crazier than he is.
I pity the fool that marries her next time. And at this rate she probably will need to marry soon, as she'll run out of money building and smashing houses.

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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2012, 07:52:16 PM »
Has there been any photos of her lately?  Just wondering how bad she has the crazy eyes.
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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #10 on: January 06, 2012, 07:59:28 PM »
In every photo I've seen of her, she's wearing shades.

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That thing just looks weird, in a sad "no, you need to pick ONE arcatectual style" kinda way.

Yeah, pretty much like its owner.



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« Reply #11 on: January 06, 2012, 08:01:10 PM »
Bad monkeylegs! Bad, bad monkeylegs!!
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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #12 on: January 06, 2012, 09:15:04 PM »
In every photo I've seen of her, she's wearing shades.

Yeah, pretty much like its owner.




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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2012, 10:12:57 PM »
I don't think it looks that bad.
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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #14 on: January 06, 2012, 10:23:24 PM »
No, it's not a POS. And it's certainly better than the multi-million dollar shack that Michael Moore has on Torch Lake in MI:


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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #16 on: January 07, 2012, 01:47:37 AM »
In every photo I've seen of her, she's wearing shades.

Yeah, pretty much like its owner.



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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #17 on: January 07, 2012, 02:26:40 AM »
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Whew! That "Adopt a Whale" program sure has gone to Hell.....

Is that what that is? I thought it was a photo from a wino convention.

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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #18 on: January 07, 2012, 02:28:41 AM »
Is that what that is? I thought it was a photo from a wino convention.
That is offensive to winos!  =D
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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #19 on: January 07, 2012, 02:53:34 AM »
Whew! That "Adopt a Whale" program sure has gone to Hell.....

Actually Whales serve a purpose in life.
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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #20 on: January 07, 2012, 08:57:45 AM »
Actually Whales serve a purpose in life.
Damn! One upped for the win. Very nice!
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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #21 on: January 07, 2012, 10:46:16 AM »
She can prolly get exactly what she wants on the lot with the view for a million in custom construction. "Rich" people  have a different calculation process than the proletariat.
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« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2012, 10:48:26 AM »
Nope she's going to spend a bit more

According to plans found at the Palm Beach County Building Office, Nordegren wants an 18,984-square-foot, three-story home erected on the lot

Read more: http://www.eonline.com/news/check_out_elin_nordegrens_dream-house/284694#ixzz1imuhNLkf
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Re: Tiger Woods' ex-wife destroys $12 million home...what the?
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2012, 11:01:06 AM »
Dang, that house is going to take a long time to build.
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