Reminds me of an old joke:
Two prostitutes are talking shop.
Prostitute 1 is telling stories about her fantastic regular customer, Shorty.
Prostitute 2 laughs about how a man with Shorty tattooed on his penis can be a decent lover.
Prostitute 1 tells her that is read Shorty when soft, and but read Shorty's Bar and Cafe, Chattanooga, Tennessee when erect.