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Monkeyleg

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Men can fix anything
« on: January 21, 2012, 01:12:43 PM »
I have a friend who's one of those people who send emails with goofy attachments, and does it all day. I thought this one was funny, though.

MEN CAN FIX ANYTHING!
Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!


Seatbelt broken? I can fix that!


New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!


Electrical problem? I can fix that!


Car stereo stolen? I can fix that!


Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!


Can't afford a real GPS? I can fix that!


No ice chest? I can fix that!


Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that!


Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!


Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that!


Electric stove broken and can't heat coffee? I fixed that.


Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!


What?


Display rack falling over? I can fix that!


Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!


Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!


Cables falling behind the desk? I can fix that! I actually think that's ingenious.


Out of diapers? I can fix that!


Speechless! These are some of the best I have ever seen. That last one ------only a man could think of it!
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2012, 01:21:07 PM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on January 21, 2012, 01:12:43 PM

Electrical problem? I can fix that!




Seen that here in Kuwait.  Scary
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #2 on: January 21, 2012, 01:29:43 PM »

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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #3 on: January 21, 2012, 01:52:44 PM »
I have done at least two of those. And I have used duct tape on diapers.
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #4 on: January 21, 2012, 03:07:25 PM »
Quote from: White Horseradish on January 21, 2012, 01:52:44 PM
I have done at least two of those. And I have used duct tape on diapers.

Ha!  Who needs diapers?  All you need is duct tape, a plastic shopping sack, and either some paper towels or, if you like the kid in question, some old shop towels, preferably washed.
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« Reply #5 on: January 21, 2012, 03:15:47 PM »
I love those sort of pictures. I can never decide whether I am horrified or impressed by some examples of ingenuity/idiocy(sp?)....
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #6 on: January 21, 2012, 03:31:32 PM »

A car with copilot features. Awesome.
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #7 on: January 21, 2012, 03:39:55 PM »
^^^^ I have seen similar setups for use as rural mail delivery vehicles.  The special run of the factory-modified Subaru wagons done all those years back are wearing out and I don't think there is a replacement.  I see on the picture that the pedals are connected too.
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #8 on: January 21, 2012, 04:22:07 PM »
Didn't particularly wanna see baby penis this afternoon.

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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2012, 04:29:44 PM »
Men?  Not in this house.

I will identify a problem, and then check a book, internet, exploded diagram, or a This Old House clip to find out how to do it.  Off to the store, I get the parts and supplies and then I fix it to spec or better.

My wife uses toothpaste to fill nail holes.  She goes through more superglue and duct tape than home depot can supply.  *Shudder*
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2012, 04:47:09 PM »
With two student drivers in my family at the moment, I really like the car idea..'cept with two steering wheels and two sets of brakes.
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #11 on: January 21, 2012, 05:07:18 PM »
Quote from: BridgeRunner on January 21, 2012, 03:07:25 PM
Ha!  Who needs diapers?  All you need is duct tape, a plastic shopping sack, and either some paper towels or, if you like the kid in question, some old shop towels, preferably washed.
I like how you think.
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #12 on: January 21, 2012, 05:16:40 PM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on January 21, 2012, 01:12:43 PM
What?



Wouldn't be the first time I've seen a two-headed extension cord powering an outlet.
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2012, 05:27:00 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on January 21, 2012, 01:21:07 PM
Seen that here in Kuwait.  Scary

Explica me, por favor.
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2012, 05:58:13 PM »
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My wife uses toothpaste to fill nail holes.

I did that at the first couple of apartments I had. Works as well as spackling compound, at least short term until you get your deposit back from the landlord. ;)
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2012, 08:19:18 PM »
Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!

a friend of mine took the obvious next step in the evolution of the wiper repair and attached a bungee cord to the passengers side.
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2012, 09:03:14 PM »
Quote from: fistful on January 21, 2012, 05:16:40 PM

Wouldn't be the first time I've seen a two-headed extension cord powering an outlet.
There was a wiring job like that in my last house powering a light about 20 feet away.  At least now, I know to just tie it into the back of the plug.
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2012, 02:30:43 AM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on January 21, 2012, 01:12:43 PM
What?

This is how our garage door is wired.  No idea why.
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2012, 04:51:31 AM »
Quote from: Monkeyleg on January 21, 2012, 01:12:43 PM
Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!



Looks like someone set up a car for mail delivery.
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Re: Men can fix anything
« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2012, 05:58:16 AM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on January 21, 2012, 01:29:43 PM

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Cuts down a little on the genius part, then...  >:D

Nah, still freakin' brilliant.
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