Author Topic: Homeland/Interior Snake Subjugation  (Read 21627 times)

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Re: Homeland/Interior Snake Subjugation
« Reply #75 on: February 02, 2012, 09:50:41 PM »
Purty.
However, I have to draw the line at something big enough to eat my critters.
But you know if someone dropped a 20' Burmese python on my lawn I'd figure something out.  :laugh:

Throw your shoes at it. [popcorn] >:D

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Re: Homeland/Interior Snake Subjugation
« Reply #76 on: February 02, 2012, 10:13:54 PM »
Purty.
However, I have to draw the line at something big enough to eat my critters.
But you know if someone dropped a 20' Burmese python on my lawn I'd figure something out.  :laugh:

At last! Someone who isn't cowering over a little ol' snake.  =D
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Re: Homeland/Interior Snake Subjugation
« Reply #77 on: February 02, 2012, 10:28:11 PM »
Actually....  *starts working on a design*

So you could bait the one end with tuna, which catches the cat which baits the trap for the snake and then the camera aperture guillotine cuts off the snakes head feeding the trapped cat for the next round.

You could set out 100 traps and decimate the giant snakes and make use of feral kittahs
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Re: Homeland/Interior Snake Subjugation
« Reply #78 on: February 02, 2012, 11:12:43 PM »
So you could bait the one end with tuna, which catches the cat which baits the trap for the snake and then the camera aperture guillotine cuts off the snakes head feeding the trapped cat for the next round.

You could set out 100 traps and decimate the giant snakes and make use of feral kittahs


Harold, that's lacking in imagination. Several of us have ex's we'd like to offer up for bait.
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Re: Homeland/Interior Snake Subjugation
« Reply #79 on: February 03, 2012, 06:49:28 PM »
Purty.
However, I have to draw the line at something big enough to eat my critters.
But you know if someone dropped a 20' Burmese python on my lawn I'd figure something out.  :laugh:
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Re: Homeland/Interior Snake Subjugation
« Reply #80 on: February 03, 2012, 08:26:29 PM »
Big enough to eat your critters? It's big enough to eat you!

Y'know, I'm gonna get in trouble one of these days for not worrying about such things until it's too late.  :O 

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Re: Homeland/Interior Snake Subjugation
« Reply #81 on: February 03, 2012, 10:16:37 PM »
Y'know, I'm gonna get in trouble one of these days for not worrying about such things until it's too late.  :O 



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