Well, you could be stuck in Florida, sleeping on an air mattress in your buddy's spare bedroom (who is cheap and hates to turn on the AC BTW), knowing full well that you would be WAY more comfortable in your own bed in your own, newly-purchased, house in NC with your wife and dogs...all while trying to find a job, ANY job, 800 miles away.
So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it. Tell me again why it is so hard for a hard-working, relatively bright, 30-something guy to find a damn job...I must be missing something here.
Greg