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makattak

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THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!!11!!
« on: March 04, 2012, 08:22:16 PM »
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109719/Chinese-woman-95-comes-life-climbing-coffin-days-died.html?ITO=1490

I don't think the article needs any further comment except that I, for one, welcome our zombie overlords.
I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

So do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil. Bilbo was meant to find the Ring. In which case, you also were meant to have it. And that is an encouraging thought

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Re: THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!!11!!
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2012, 08:34:44 PM »
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Despite cheating death, however, the same Chinese tradition left Mrs Xiufeng without any possessions, according to ritual, after a person dies, all their belongings must be burnt.

Love how this part is added at the very end. :lol:
"so I ended up getting the above because I didn't want to make a whole production of sticking something between my knees and cranking. To me, the cranking on mine is pretty effortless, at least on the coarse setting. Maybe if someone has arthritis or something, it would be more difficult for them." - Ben

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