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Is there a meat better than bacon?
« on: April 06, 2012, 02:20:43 AM »
So you guys aren't all that excited about pepperoni. Is there any meat you baconphiles like better than bacon?

Just curious.
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2012, 02:47:09 AM »
Almost all meat is good but there is a hierarchy to the meat world.
Even in the kingdom of bacon there are different varieties, each with their own merits.
Sugar cured bacon
Salt cured bacon
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Even the lowly and oft maligned Canadian bacon has its proper place in the court of bacon.
Even ham rates a place at the table in the house of bacon.
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2012, 03:59:01 AM »
If ham rates a spot, so should smoked pork tenderloin.....

....sausages like pepperoni are more of a meat product....like Velveeta isn't cheese, but a cheese product.....
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 06:58:31 AM »
I'd place steak, properly barbequed pork, and maybe a good country ham above bacon myself. Kinda a Ginger or Maryann thing, it's a trick question, the only answer is all of them, right now.
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2012, 07:17:00 AM »
No.

Well...


Ok, good country ham. I'll kill for that stuff.
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2012, 07:19:35 AM »
hmmm... Maybe maryland stuffed ham.

Also, Really good BBQ.  Oklahoma Joes, etc.

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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2012, 07:29:41 AM »
One of the guys at deer camp knows a butcher. The most awesome thing he's ever brought was bacon that was so lean we had to use butter to cook it.
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2012, 07:46:34 AM »
Fatback.

Fried, then cut up into bits and mixed with grits.
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2012, 09:00:49 AM »
So most of you would pick bacon over steak?  ???
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2012, 09:05:50 AM »
hmmm... Maybe maryland stuffed ham.

Also, Really good BBQ.  Oklahoma Joes, etc.

And Spam.

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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2012, 09:29:29 AM »
So most of you would pick bacon over steak?  ???
Sometimes bacon is wrapped around a filet . . . to improve the steak.

I've never heard of anyone trying to improve bacon by wrapping a steak around it.
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2012, 09:53:32 AM »
Well I've never heard of anyone dropping a c note for a couple of bacon dinners. (Or whatever it costs to dine at Ruth's Chris; I wouldn't know.)

By the way, I'm eating steak for breakfast RIGHT NOW, and it am gooooood. :)
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2012, 09:54:29 AM »
Lamb chops.

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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2012, 10:16:44 AM »
The problem is there has to be a definition of "better."

Bacon is the candy of meats. It tastes awesome. It improves the taste of many other meats, when used in combination.

But it's like candy in that there is a less... substance to bacon. Compare it to a nice bite of steak that almost melts in your mouth. There's a fullness to the steak that isn't there with the bacon.

So, is bacon better than steak? Is a F-150 better than a Corvette? It all depends on the purpose. (And I'm not sure whether bacon is the F-150 or the Corvette...)
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2012, 10:17:32 AM »
Sushi grade Halibut, less than 24 hours from the catch comes close, but it's such a different category, it doesn't really knock bacon off it's pedestal.

The problem is there has to be a definition of "better."

Bacon is the candy of meats. It tastes awesome. It improves the taste of many other meats, when used in combination.

But it's like candy in that there is a less... substance to bacon. Compare it to a nice bite of steak that almost melts in your mouth. There's a fullness to the steak that isn't there with the bacon.

So, is bacon better than steak? Is a F-150 better than a Corvette? It all depends on the purpose. (And I'm not sure whether bacon is the F-150 or the Corvette...)

A flawed premise. You're simply failing to cook enough bacon at once.
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2012, 10:23:14 AM »
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2012, 10:28:02 AM »
Is there a meat better than bacon?

No.


So, is bacon better than steak?

Yes.

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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2012, 10:47:59 AM »
So most of you would pick bacon over steak?  ???
Why pick one or the other? Just have a steak and some bacon.
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2012, 10:48:35 AM »
Sushi grade Halibut, less than 24 hours from the catch comes close, but it's such a different category, it doesn't really knock bacon off it's pedestal.

If fish tasted anything like bacon, fishing would be worth the time, money and effort so many of you weirdos spend on it.




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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2012, 10:51:43 AM »
Tri tip.  And properly prepared elk steaks.

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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2012, 11:14:50 AM »
At the risk of being accused of using sissy French words, Filet Mignon, done right, beats bacon handily.

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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #22 on: April 06, 2012, 11:38:08 AM »
At the risk of being accused of using sissy French words, Filet Mignon, done right, beats bacon handily.

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I'd say ANY quality steak is fuller and richer than bacon. (And it's even better when you ADD bacon...)
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #23 on: April 06, 2012, 11:41:59 AM »
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I've never heard of anyone trying to improve bacon by wrapping a steak around it.

That might be worth a try...
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Re: Is there a meat better than bacon?
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2012, 12:15:43 PM »
Maybe a sandwich consisting of layers of bacon slices alternated with bacon thickness steak slices?