Coffee Material Safety Data Sheet

[Ben]

I'm engaged in the boring job of updating all the MSDS sheets at work today. While updating, I ran across one for coffee. I have added it to the official MSDS binder. :)

http://www.hsegroup.com/hse/text/caffiene.htm

[TechMan]

Love it...so the question is if anybody else will ever find it before the next MSDS update.

[Scout26]

Make sure you get the ones for water (it's actually real), women and air.


Bet no one every notices..... because no one ever reads them......

[Ben]

I SO want to add the one for women, but reading it, I think it will guarantee me another go-round with the diversity trainer. 

[Scout26]

I SO want to add the one for women, but reading it, I think it will guarantee me another go-round with the diversity trainer. 

DO IT !!!!  No one will notice.....

[BlueStarLizzard]

I SO want to add the one for women, but reading it, I think it will guarantee me another go-round with the diversity trainer. 

make one for men too, and you can get away with it... Maybe 

[MillCreek]

I SO want to add the one for women, but reading it, I think it will guarantee me another go-round with the diversity trainer. 

Can you post that here or is there a link?

[Scout26]

Ask and you shall receive.


http://www.macwebguru.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/femalemsds.pdf

[Ben]

make one for men too, and you can get away with it... Maybe 

Actually that would work, as I would then be an equal opportunity jackass. 

[BlueStarLizzard]

Actually that would work, as I would then be an equal opportunity jackass. 

See, that deversity trainer is right, equal opportunity CAN pay   

[brimic]

One of my all time favorites:

http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/MSDS/MSDS/DisplayMSDSPage.do?country=US&language=en&productNumber=274739&brand=SIAL&PageToGoToURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.sigmaaldrich.com%2Fcatalog%2Fproduct%2Fsial%2F274739%3Flang%3Den

[230RN]

Skin: Could stain skin a dark color. Use if you are out of suntan lotion.

Teeth: Could stain enamel a dark color.  Use if grinning in dark alleys.

I believe there's also a limit on insect body content.

Is your diversity trainer on-site?

I'm not signing this one so nobody will know who posted it.

[Scout26]

I think our next goal should be to get Ben sent to the Diversity Trainer for remedial education.....

[Tallpine]

Can you do a hazardous materials handling data sheet on Stupidity

That seems to be the most common thing in most offices. 

[Ben]

I think our next goal should be to get Ben sent to the Diversity Trainer for remedial education.....

I'll only make them cry again... 

[Boomhauer]

I'm engaged in the boring job of updating all the MSDS sheets at work today

I feel your pain. let's just say I'd love to shoot whoever came up with this idea because for a job like mine we've got hundreds of products and stuff that comes under it.

[BlueStarLizzard]

I'll only make them cry again... 

Maybe you should be the trainer of the diversity trainers.
You, know, to toughen them up.

[Perd Hapley]

Maybe you should be the trainer of the diversity trainers.
You, know, to toughen them up.

"I do not look down on ni**ers, k**es, w**s, or gre**ers. Here you are all equally worthless!"

[freakazoid]

I've got the one printed up for water and have it in our binder. Just waiting for the chance to use it. Didn't know there was some for the others, must print those out too.

[lupinus]

Retail pharmacy warehouse that supplies a good bulk of the retail pharmacies in the south eastern US.

Our MSDS library is a good source of light reading. Are you aware personal lubricant has an MSDS?

[grislyatoms]

Made it known to mgmt. today in our monthly meeting that coffee indeed has an MSDS. Wouldn't have been able to derail the meeting otherwise if it had not been for this thread, Ben. Thanks! (They get so boring, the meetings...)