I was involved in a car accident today

[Winston Smith]

Anti feminist joke that causes the female driver to stop and pretend to kick you out, causing an accident: Two bits.

Lost Wages: $80

Emergency room visit $700

Resulting car damage: $4000

Swimming vision and the inability to stand up straight without pain: Priceless.

owwww.


Good old whiplash/concussion double whammie.

[Harold Tuttle]

lets hear the joke

[Winston Smith]

it was something about women not being able to drive.

Swear to god.


Also what may have caused it was the small mammal darting out in front.

[cosine]

And this wasn't with the car you just bought, was it?

[jefnvk]

Ah, swerving to avoid an animal.

It ain't worth me wrecking to try and avoid them.  I'm told that doesn't explain why I speed up, though.

Seriously, unless something like a cow walks out in front of me, I'm not going to swerve to avoid it.  Especially if it stands lower than my bumper.  It always seems that the far worse wreck comes from losing control than hitting the animal.

[Antibubba]

So will this feminist be pulling her own weight and help you in paying the damages, or are the high costs another part of the Patriarchy she wants no involvement with?


I swear, Winston, I sometimes wonder if you'll live to be 25.

[Mabs2]

I don't think he was driving and I don't think it was his car...

And seriously, what's the joke.

[Strings]

I'm with everyone else dude: we NEED to hear the joke!