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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #25 on: June 15, 2012, 01:18:53 PM »
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #26 on: June 15, 2012, 03:44:45 PM »
Quote from: Balog on June 15, 2012, 01:08:10 PM
Damn Swendish bastards.

How did it take an entire page before someone snarked on this!? It's been bothering me every time I've clicked on the forum and seen that title sitting there.
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #27 on: June 15, 2012, 03:52:21 PM »
Quote from: makattak on June 15, 2012, 03:44:45 PM
How did it take an entire page before someone snarked on this!? It's been bothering me every time I've clicked on the forum and seen that title sitting there.

It is obviously another Swendish conspiracy.  =D
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #28 on: June 16, 2012, 12:47:34 AM »
I was in a hurry one time and in one of the AA clubs I go to the ladies room is exactly the same as the men's room, there was three guys waiting and no one in the ladies room-so I locked the door and used it.

One of the guys there said "That's the ladies room"

So I put my hands on my hips and said "I am a woman!"


 =D =D :angel: :angel: :laugh: :laugh:

I doubt he has ever questioned anyone again, if there is only one toilet in a room why don't they just put a darn restroom sign up anyway....it was a lot cleaner too.

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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #29 on: June 16, 2012, 01:13:16 AM »
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Used lady products belong in the convinatly located trash receptical located in each stall

I've been wondering what those were for.  Kinda figured, but I never asked.  I got shoved in the Girl's when I was a kid and wondered why they put a tiny trash can under each commode.  I also didn't get the color.  The boy's was blue tile, but the girl's had green.  I thought pink would be more appropriate.  An ideas there?
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #30 on: June 16, 2012, 01:18:07 AM »
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The boy's was blue tile, but the girl's had green.  I thought pink would be more appropriate.  An ideas there?

The green is to camouflage the mold. ;)

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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #31 on: June 16, 2012, 09:09:35 AM »
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #32 on: June 16, 2012, 01:10:04 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on June 14, 2012, 05:31:37 PM
Yes. To be fair, ladys rooms are often packed and we often see the face that belongs to the butt that was seated there before us, and, well, if that's how they take care of their face, I don't want to know how they sanatize the other end.  [barf]

Oh, have no fear, we have our far share of asshats. Used lady products belong in the convinatly located trash receptical located in each stall, yet I'm always backing out of a stall I just entered in a hurry due to improperly "disposed" of lady products.
Also, no one knows how to flush.  ;/

This is why I conduct my business only in the men's room....and make my own sammiches.....
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #33 on: June 16, 2012, 02:06:00 PM »
Quote from: 230RN on June 16, 2012, 09:09:35 AM
Quote from: Tuco on June 14, 2012, 05:15:00 PM
Water's cold.

Quote from: BryanP on June 15, 2012, 12:18:53 PM
And deep.

And the fish are biting.

Bottom is rocky.
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #34 on: June 17, 2012, 03:08:02 AM »
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Quote from: Tuco on June 14, 2012, 05:15:00 PM
Water's cold.

Quote from: BryanP on June 15, 2012, 12:18:53 PM
And deep.

And the fish are biting.

Bottom is rocky.

And damn that submarine prop wash.
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #35 on: June 17, 2012, 04:57:05 AM »
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #36 on: June 17, 2012, 06:44:17 PM »
Quote from: MicroBalrog on June 14, 2012, 11:47:52 AM
People who fail to reach the toilet by just a foot, them I do not understand. (failing rare and unforeseen medical issues).
What would be that? A miss aligned 2nd rectum?
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #37 on: June 18, 2012, 04:31:47 PM »
That's why I mentioned a short sight radius.
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #38 on: June 18, 2012, 06:02:18 PM »
In all my years of peeing in the great outdoors, I have never once failed to hit the ground with my stream  :P
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #39 on: June 18, 2012, 06:32:34 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on June 18, 2012, 06:02:18 PM
In all my years of peeing in the great outdoors, I have never once failed to hit the ground with my stream  :P

Living in the great dry west, are there water rights implications to this?
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #40 on: June 18, 2012, 09:02:01 PM »
Quote from: lee n. field on June 18, 2012, 06:32:34 PM
Living in the great dry west, are there water rights implications to this?

Don't eat yellow snow  ;)
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #41 on: June 18, 2012, 09:10:08 PM »
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #42 on: June 19, 2012, 09:26:57 AM »
I had the grand opportunity once to pee exactly on the Continental Divide, right on the stone marker.  Had Wife1 check to see if anyone else was around.

I took the position, made sure of my sight picture, took a deep breath, let half my breath out, and let it go.

My aim was true and I was secure in the knowledge that exactly one half would end up in the Atlantic Ocean, and half in the Pacific.

A personal best.

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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #43 on: June 19, 2012, 11:07:03 AM »
I had the opportunity in 1997 to pee on a highway sign in Arkansas that read "Home Of President Bill Clinton". My wife has a photo somewhere.

I didn't miss.
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #44 on: June 19, 2012, 11:44:33 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on June 19, 2012, 09:26:57 AM
I had the grand opportunity once to pee exactly on the Continental Divide, right on the stone marker. 

I've spent so much time up on the Divide that I'm sure that I've done that without even trying.

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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #45 on: June 19, 2012, 03:32:53 PM »
*expletive deleted*it on the ceiling

From my days cleaning public toilets, I am still trying to figure out *expletive deleted*it on the ceiling.
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #46 on: June 19, 2012, 05:39:56 PM »
Quote from: lupinus on June 19, 2012, 03:32:53 PM
*expletive deleted* on the ceiling

From my days cleaning public toilets, I am still trying to figure out *expletive deleted* on the ceiling.
Did this occur anywhere near Wheeling,PA?
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #47 on: June 19, 2012, 06:24:02 PM »
Quote from: Tuco on June 19, 2012, 05:39:56 PM
Did this occur anywhere near Wheeling,PA?

Feeling the need to confess perhaps?
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #48 on: June 19, 2012, 06:43:41 PM »
Oh god, I just...WHAT?
My god, do these folks have nothing better to do?

Sure, ok, pass the law. Enforce it how? Tards.
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #49 on: June 19, 2012, 06:45:20 PM »
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