Author Topic: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down  (Read 8337 times)

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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #50 on: June 19, 2012, 08:13:41 PM »
Did this occur anywhere near Wheeling,PA?
Feeling the need to confess perhaps?

Good God!
No!

I was just reminded of a little rhyme PaPa used to recite for Little Tuco
....clears throat...

There once was a man from Wheeling
Who had a "funny" feeling.
He laid on his back,
Right on a tack,
And pissed all over the ceiling.
7-11 was a part time job.

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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #51 on: June 19, 2012, 09:27:27 PM »
Pocono Pines, near Tobyhanna PA actually
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #52 on: June 19, 2012, 09:52:04 PM »
I recall one of the barristas at the local Starschmucks relating a story...

Opened the door to the ladies' room, to clean. Found a woman inside, sitting on the trash can with her pants down. Woman looked up and asked "What the f*** do YOU want?"

Not sure I want to understand people, anymore
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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #53 on: June 20, 2012, 04:11:44 PM »
^
That made me realize that in all my disaster preps, I did not plan for a no-water-to-flush-the-toilet-with outage.  I've got drinking water, but not flushing water.

I'm going to have to get a camper toilet with plastic bags.

Thanks, Strings!

Terry, 230RN

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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #54 on: June 20, 2012, 05:01:03 PM »
^
That made me realize that in all my disaster preps, I did not plan for a no-water-to-flush-the-toilet-with outage.  I've got drinking water, but not flushing water.

I'm going to have to get a camper toilet with plastic bags.

Thanks, Strings!

Terry, 230RN



I figure that is what my swimming pool is going to be good for (not into which to take dumps, but the water for pouring into the turlet).

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Re: Swendish Leftist Party Wants Men To Pee Sitting Down
« Reply #55 on: June 20, 2012, 09:28:58 PM »
Glad to be of service!
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What was that about a pearl handled revolver and someone from New Orleans again?

Screw it: just autoclave the planet (thanks Birdman)