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There are some things you just should not make up -
« on: June 19, 2012, 09:17:34 AM »
- and apparently that includes making up with your girlfriend.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/14/barbara-hall-pam-cooking-spray-sex-assault-florida_n_1597702.html?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&ir=Weird%20News

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Barbara Hall Had Cooking Spray Sex, Threw Bottle At Boyfriend, Florida Cops Say


Then go to http://blogs.tcpalm.com/off_the_beat_will_greenlee_blog/2012/06/barbara-hall-and-her-45-year-old.html to view the police arrest report.

I'm not gonna touch this.  Nope!  Not even with double-layer latex gloves.

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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2012, 09:47:54 AM »
So he really slipped up....
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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2012, 10:25:43 AM »
So he's not teflon coated.
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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2012, 11:12:11 AM »
Quote from: BryanP on June 19, 2012, 10:25:43 AM
So he's not teflon coated.

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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2012, 11:16:45 AM »
Hosing a she beast with cooking spray is not on my bucket list.
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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2012, 12:16:24 PM »
"Get the chicken blubber out baby, it's time to party!"
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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #6 on: June 19, 2012, 12:22:22 PM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on June 19, 2012, 11:16:45 AM
Hosing a she beast with cooking spray is not on my bucket list.

Why not?  ???  :P
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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2012, 12:58:04 PM »
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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2012, 01:14:32 PM »
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Viking - The problem with the modern world is that there aren't really any predators eating stupid people.

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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2012, 02:04:49 PM »
Quote from: adively on June 19, 2012, 01:14:32 PM
But is it okay for she beast sex? 

If you want to have sex with a she beast, you have a lot more issues then which personal lubricant to use...
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« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2012, 02:14:15 PM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on June 19, 2012, 02:04:49 PM
If you want to have sex with a she beast, you have a lot more issues then which personal lubricant to use...
:barf:

I don't want sex with a she beast, I am just asking for HT.  I am going to try to convince him that he wants to put that on his bucket list.  :lol:  :lol:
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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2012, 02:24:52 PM »
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The report didn't state whether the olive oil was virgin or extra virgin.

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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #12 on: June 19, 2012, 02:38:51 PM »
"Barbara threw her drink at __________, which was in a Red Solo Cup"

Lets have a Party!
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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #13 on: June 19, 2012, 02:56:31 PM »
Quote from: brimic on June 19, 2012, 02:38:51 PM
"Barbara threw her drink at __________, which was in a Red Solo Cup"

Lets have a Party!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68 Slightly NSFW.
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Viking - The problem with the modern world is that there aren't really any predators eating stupid people.

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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #14 on: June 19, 2012, 02:57:32 PM »
Quote from: adively on June 19, 2012, 02:56:31 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKZqGJONH68 Slightly NSFW.

I counted more than two girls.  He's gonna need more cups.

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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #15 on: June 19, 2012, 09:56:49 PM »
I'm going to go ahead and venture a guess that her house is on wheels...

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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
« Reply #16 on: June 19, 2012, 10:53:05 PM »
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wSCRumqmdQg

Not that it would happen with Pam involved......
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Re: There are some things you just should not make up -
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