HA! I would REFUSE to carry it, loaded or not!.
It is sorely lacking-- a KITCHEN SINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
From the comments - the dishwasher was hidden from view by the Flipperama.
But - No laser? No IR? And no pressure-activated switches anywhere?
And putting the crenelated-bezel flashlight way back there sure makes it handy as an impact weapon, doesn't it.
But otherwise, not a bad fully-semiautomatic poodle-shooter.
stay safe.