Q: what did Keith Richards say for the 50th anniversary of the Rolling Stones?
A: I'll grab my walker before they make me run
I know, its only Geritol, but I like it!
Pleased to meet you, I cant remember my name.
Good bye Ruby Tuesday ( regular menu, I'll take the senior menu )
I said hey! you! get off of my lawn!
Have you seen your mother, baby? She said she would pick up my stool softener at the pharmacy.
The telephone is ringing, I said hi who is there on the line....speak up I cant hear you.
It is the evening of the day, I'll be going to bed.
I cant get no....Matlock
Angie, Ah Angie, I thought my glasses were right here.
She would never say, where she came from, but if she did I couldn't hear her anyway.
