I've been dying to do a poster for us old farts. There would be two photos. One would be a guy standing by a 1972 Corvette, wearing a John Travolta-style white three piece suit. The other would be two contemporary youths standing next to a jacked-up 1985 Olds Cutlass with 20" spinner wheels, one wearing a baseball hat sideways and the other one of those knit hats with the ear flaps, baggy jeans showing their underwear, one with a Che Guevara t-shirt and the other with an untucked plaid shirt, arms and necks covered in tattoos, and both with oversized Nike's with the laces untied.
The headline would read, "Yeah, you're old. But you looked cooler then than they do now."
I may have mentioned this before, but I don't remember. I'm getting old. The point is, though, that the worst 70's fashions don't look half as stupid as the worst of what's out there now.