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Man Fesses up in Obituary.
« on: July 17, 2012, 09:37:30 PM »
Utah man owns up to several pranks and other things that just weren't quite what they should have been.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/utah-man-confessional-obituary-owns-life-pranks-180934687.html
« Last Edit: July 17, 2012, 11:52:17 PM by scout26 »
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Re: Man Fesses up in Obituary.
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2012, 12:55:42 AM »
Uh, if he really did all that stuff, sounds like a bit more than pranks.  =|
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Re: Man Fesses up in Obituary.
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2012, 09:59:54 AM »
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"Now to that really mean Park Ranger; after all, it was me that rolled those rocks into your geyser and ruined it. I did notice a few years later that you did get Old Faithful working again."


Never heard of that one, seems like it would have made the news. Sounds a bit fishy.
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Re: Man Fesses up in Obituary.
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2012, 11:25:52 AM »
Jeez, why didn't any of my schools send me a doctorate by mistake?
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Re: Man Fesses up in Obituary.
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2012, 11:54:18 PM »
I will call foul on Dr. Doofus.
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Re: Man Fesses up in Obituary.
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2012, 12:06:51 AM »
Quote from: Sergeant Bob on July 18, 2012, 09:59:54 AM

Never heard of that one, seems like it would have made the news. Sounds a bit fishy.

No *expletive deleted*it. And it's not like Old Faithful is a geyeser out in the middle of nowhere where you actually could have a moment to "roll rocks into it". It's a crowded, very high traffic area with lots of people and staff around.

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Re: Man Fesses up in Obituary.
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2012, 11:48:13 AM »
Sounds like the obit was the actual prank to me....
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