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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #50 on: August 21, 2012, 05:54:05 AM »
The best humor comes from observationsmade about truth.....this guy is more about pushing his belief than observing truth....so the funny never quite makes an appearance.

....and I'm with Jamis....let's see him do the same comic about Islam or Sikhism....see if he gets the same warm fuzzies....
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #51 on: August 21, 2012, 06:02:28 AM »
I confess I'm a little amazed that some folks are so mortaly offended by people knocking on their door.

Once i stopped trying to be a dick to them, I have had great success with "No thanks, I don't want to talk to you." Are Mormans and JW's pushier out west? Because in the grand historical scheme of prostelizing, turning down a copy of the watchtower is pretty low key.

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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #52 on: August 21, 2012, 07:46:19 AM »
It sucks living in a country where you don't have the right to not be offended, doesn't it?

Not really, as long as I can tell them to get off my lawn and boot them in the ass when they refuse its actually pretty nice not having to worry about state persecution... as much as other countries.

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So the author of this comic is more like Jack Chick, and the folks who spread the comic around (MillCreek excluded, of course) are like the people who shove Chick tracts at passers by?

I guess you could put it that way but sending someone a link still isnt quite the same as bothering them in person.
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #53 on: August 21, 2012, 09:19:13 AM »
So do you view Girl Scouts and folks gathering signatures with the same vehement dislike RS?
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #54 on: August 21, 2012, 02:01:24 PM »
I confess I'm a little amazed that some folks are so mortaly offended by people knocking on their door.

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I'm not sure where folks get from a comic strip to mortally offended  ???
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #55 on: August 21, 2012, 04:18:58 PM »
>Once i stopped trying to be a dick to them, I have had great success with "No thanks, I don't want to talk to you." Are Mormans and JW's pushier out west? Because in the grand historical scheme of prostelizing, turning down a copy of the watchtower is pretty low key.<

Actually, some of them around here get WAY too pushy, and downright offensive.

>So do you view Girl Scouts and folks gathering signatures with the same vehement dislike RS? <

Girl Scouts = cookies
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #56 on: August 21, 2012, 04:25:01 PM »
So do you view Girl Scouts and folks gathering signatures with the same vehement dislike RS?

I never mentioned any vehement dislike, but yes I don't like to be bugged by anyone soliciting anything in general.
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #57 on: August 21, 2012, 08:33:41 PM »
Girl Scouts = cookies

And you're a sucker for thin mints.
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #58 on: August 21, 2012, 08:42:32 PM »
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #59 on: August 21, 2012, 08:42:54 PM »
I have no idea what you're talking about
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #60 on: August 21, 2012, 08:46:02 PM »
I never mentioned any vehement dislike, but yes I don't like to be bugged by anyone soliciting anything in general.

Oh yea, it's obvious that's all that is bugging you about religion!  ;)  :lol:
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #61 on: August 23, 2012, 09:59:05 AM »
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/08/22/signs-attack-religion-ahead-democratic-convention/
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The signs, paid for by American Atheists Incorporated (AAI) and appearing along keylocal highways, include messages such as: "Christianity: Sadistic God, Useless Savior" and "Mormonism: Magic Underwear, Baptizes Dead People, Big Money, Big Bigotry." AAI President David Silverman told FoxNews.com the signs are aimed at keeping religion and politics separate as the convention gets under way Sept. 3.


Good thing we don't have to see obnoxious Atheistic proselytization unless we go out of our way and choose to.  ;/
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #62 on: August 23, 2012, 04:51:32 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/08/22/signs-attack-religion-ahead-democratic-convention/
Good thing we don't have to see obnoxious Atheistic proselytization unless we go out of our way and choose to.  ;/

You can find obnoxious proselytization of many stripes out in the world. Also if thats a thinly veiled poke at me I never said you only had to worry about being bugged by atheists if you chose to.
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #63 on: August 23, 2012, 05:13:37 PM »
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #64 on: August 23, 2012, 05:31:00 PM »
I highly resent anyone telling me what is or isn't "out there"  :mad:
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #65 on: August 23, 2012, 05:32:00 PM »
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/08/22/signs-attack-religion-ahead-democratic-convention/
Good thing we don't have to see obnoxious Atheistic proselytization unless we go out of our way and choose to.  ;/

Organized atheism is a religion in itself.
And as long as they stay the *expletive deleted*ck off my lawn I don't care. Door to door atheists get yelled at just the same as Mormons JW's and anyone else not bearing mother *expletive deleted*ing thin mints.
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #66 on: August 23, 2012, 05:34:57 PM »
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And as long as they stay the *expletive deleted* off my lawn I don't care. Door to door atheists get yelled at just the same as Mormons JW's and anyone else not bearing mother *expletive deleted* thin mints.

If JWs start bearing Thin Mints, you are hosed. :rofl:
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #67 on: August 23, 2012, 05:39:41 PM »
If JWs start bearing Thin Mints, you are hosed. :rofl:

For a lifetime supply of those, I will gladly give up blood transfusions.
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #68 on: August 23, 2012, 05:43:18 PM »
I highly resent anyone telling me what is or isn't "out there"  :mad:

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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #69 on: August 23, 2012, 06:02:13 PM »
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #70 on: August 23, 2012, 06:08:31 PM »
I don't want any GS cookies, either  :P
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #71 on: August 24, 2012, 11:17:35 AM »
Organized atheism is a religion in itself.
And as long as they stay the *expletive deleted* off my lawn I don't care. Door to door atheists get yelled at just the same as Mormons JW's and anyone else not bearing mother *expletive deleted* thin mints.

THANK YOU! It's a pretty obviously true statement, but it's amazing how often folks get pissy when you point it out.
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #72 on: August 24, 2012, 11:43:02 AM »
THANK YOU! It's a pretty obviously true statement, but it's amazing how often folks get pissy when you point it out.

I'm an atheist and atheists piss me off.
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #73 on: August 24, 2012, 12:16:39 PM »
I have a lovely Mormon family next to me.

In a few weeks, I'll have another Mormon family living in the townhouse on the otherside.

I'm the Methodist meat in a Mormon sammich.
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Re: The Oatmeal takes on religion
« Reply #74 on: August 24, 2012, 12:22:12 PM »
I have a lovely Mormon family next to me.

In a few weeks, I'll have another Mormon family living in the townhouse on the otherside.

I'm the Methodist meat in a Mormon sammich.

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