Author Topic: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla  (Read 3941 times)

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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #25 on: August 22, 2012, 10:06:42 PM »
These puns could get revolting.

You just zapped the life out of the thread with that pun.
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #26 on: August 22, 2012, 10:17:33 PM »
I've been reading some of Tesla's writings lately. Dude was weird.  No coffee, no sex (EVER), and he had weird flashes where he saw himself in different places.

That sounds like a very enlightening read.
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #27 on: August 22, 2012, 10:24:46 PM »
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #28 on: August 22, 2012, 10:50:48 PM »
I've been reading some of Tesla's writings lately. Dude was weird.  No coffee, no sex (EVER), and he had weird flashes where he saw himself in different places.

No caffiene or nookie?  Dude, I'd invent a death ray too. 
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #29 on: August 23, 2012, 06:03:57 AM »
No caffiene or nookie?  Dude, I'd invent a death ray too. 

Or, at the very least, end up with an assault & battery charge....
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #30 on: August 23, 2012, 07:17:06 AM »
No caffiene or nookie?  Dude, I'd invent a death ray too.  

Trust me, having both doesn't mean one DOESN'T invent death rays.

I mean...so I've heard....there is this friend of mine....I mean, one could easily...It's not REALLY a death ray...

Ah, hell.  KNEEL BEFORE ZOD.

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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #31 on: August 23, 2012, 12:27:18 PM »
I've been reading some of Tesla's writings lately. Dude was weird.  No coffee, no sex (EVER), and he had weird flashes where he saw himself in different places.

Supposedly he claimed Martians were talking to him later in life?  Dude was a genius, but the cheese had slid off his cracker by the end. 
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #33 on: August 23, 2012, 06:45:56 PM »
Supposedly he claimed Martians were talking to him later in life?  Dude was a genius, but the cheese had slid off his cracker by the end. 

How do you know the Martians didn't talk to him? Did they tell you different?....
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2012, 08:35:47 PM »

I'm kicking in $50 on payday.
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2012, 08:47:23 PM »
Give 'til it Hertz
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2012, 11:11:54 PM »
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2012, 11:12:28 PM »
With that kind of money they have the potential to transform his workshop into a nice museum that will illuminate the next generation.
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #38 on: August 24, 2012, 12:22:31 AM »
With that kind of money they have the potential to transform his workshop into a nice museum that will illuminate the next generation.

....unless they pull the plug....
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #39 on: August 24, 2012, 08:45:24 AM »
...Or the exhibits are no longer current.
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #40 on: August 24, 2012, 08:50:13 AM »
How do you know the Martians didn't talk to him? Did they tell you different?....


I can't say they weren't talking to him.  If I did it would just be an educated gauss.
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #41 on: August 24, 2012, 09:16:41 AM »
....unless they pull the plug....


That's not something you'd want to do on impulse.
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Re: The Oatmeal and Nikola Tesla
« Reply #42 on: August 24, 2012, 06:48:03 PM »
...Or the exhibits are no longer current.

I heard that the exhibits would be alternating....

Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.