I would so watch that.
Only thing cooler would be enhanced-persons' MMA fights.
You'd have to label the front row seats as "Splash Zones" like SeaWorld.
As for Lance, eh, I think the literally hundreds of actual recorded drug screens that show him clean are a bit more convincing than a faceless and vaguely articulated accusation. "B-b-but those drug screens could have been faulty!" Well then, why aren't you stripping everyone who has tested negative for PED's of their titles. After all their screens
might have been faulty. *eyeroll*
As to the use of PED's: It's their body, I have absolutely no right to tell someone else what they may put in it, and by extension neither should the government. In the sense of competitive balance I would be all for the suggested performance classes.