I generally order my steak by weight (how much I want to eat). Dialysis gives me weird cravings. Some days I want the Ron Swanson Turf and Turf. or this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkf-pb-WHhM
P.S. Damn you. Now I want a medium rare Strip steak. Doc's won't let me get anything less done then that. My old favorite of "Scared with a Flashlight" has been somewhat retired.