I'll take it even further.
Islam is no different than Scientology. The "prophet" just beat Hubbard to the punch by a millennium or so. And Islam is slightly less goofy.
If you really want to make some money start your own religion.
I would suggest, unless you're just going for the inflammatory effect, that any actual research will disabuse one of this idea.
Having worked with Muslims and having both lived and worked with Scientologists (and for extended periods in both cases), I can state without equivocation that they share pretty much nothing in common.
The good news, however, is that ignorance is something that can be cured.
Oh, and just a passing note: the ever trustworthy Press -- in whom we all place complete faith -- has had a hard-on for Scientology since the sixties, when the FBI raided the DC Founding Church in response to Hubbard's offer to assist NASA at no cost in their effort to overtake the Russians. Just remember: they're a cult and they're all weirdos and they eat babies and they use drugs and they hypnotize whole communities and they totally extorted the IRS into formally acknowledging them as a bona fide religion after persecuting them for forty years. 'Cuz the IRS is so easy to push around and they just loves them some cults.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled bash fest, already in progress.