Senorial Sangria (it's a soda, not actual sangria)
I flipped out when I found out the local Buy-4-Less had it.
Lucky Strike Filters. NOBODY has them anymore.
Beeman's Pepsin Gum. See above.
Teaberry Gum. See above.
Lagavulin 16-year Single Malt scotch. I am willing to drive to other states for its thick, smoky, peaty flavor. TOo bad it's damned expensive.
Hidden Valley Ranch. Not hard to find (especially in the MidWest).
Green Tabasco. Love the stuff.
Bunratty Mead(e). Went to Bunratty Castle when tousing Ireland, and had a blast. There is much better mead out there, but I like it.
Foutch Family deer jerky. Only one place in the world you can get it... 1) you need connections and 2) there's a waiting list, even if you're a member of the family. Not kidding.
Ommegang Rare Vos. Beer that reminds me more of Cream Soda than beer. Great for warm or hot days, after meals, during meals, before meals, as a nightcap, or before breakfast.