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MAJOR BEVERAGE ALERT - at least Level 5
« on: October 13, 2012, 05:43:36 PM »
http://elmtreeforge.blogspot.com/2012/10/id-literally-scared-crap-out-of-it.html

Follow the links in order.  Do not cheat.

Reading the comments after each link may temporarily save you, but why prolong it?

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Re: MAJOR BEVERAGE ALERT - at least Level 5
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2012, 12:11:49 AM »

I LOLed.  I guffawed.  I leaked tears.

Awesome!
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Re: MAJOR BEVERAGE ALERT - at least Level 5
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2012, 12:34:28 AM »
Had to pause every couple sentences to let the fit pass. It was too hard to keep reading while laughing that hard.
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Re: MAJOR BEVERAGE ALERT - at least Level 5
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2012, 12:45:18 AM »
Web pages that automatically play music are irritating, and a sin.

However in this case, I think "Yackety Sax" would have been acceptable. And if possible, the volume should have been higher on each subsequent page.
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Re: MAJOR BEVERAGE ALERT - at least Level 5
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2012, 02:04:05 AM »
Pretty funny, but not far enough away from similar events I have experienced to be "pop out the nose" level funny.
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Re: MAJOR BEVERAGE ALERT - at least Level 5
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2012, 06:38:11 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on October 14, 2012, 02:04:05 AM
Pretty funny, but not far enough away from similar events I have experienced to be "pop out the nose" level funny.

It's not the action, but how it's described.  But some Oulde Pharts apparently get literal in their dottage.*

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Re: MAJOR BEVERAGE ALERT - at least Level 5
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2012, 12:44:43 PM »
My sis-in-law, her kids, and mother-in-law were over last night as I stumbled onto this thread...

By the time I finished reading the links, they were all looking at me like I was insane........

:D
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Re: MAJOR BEVERAGE ALERT - at least Level 5
« Reply #7 on: October 14, 2012, 02:02:38 PM »
Linked on FB, sent link to mother, waiting for dad to wake up so I can read it to him.

Some of the comments where almost as good as the post.  :lol:
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Re: MAJOR BEVERAGE ALERT - at least Level 5
« Reply #8 on: October 14, 2012, 02:18:21 PM »
Meh
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Re: MAJOR BEVERAGE ALERT - at least Level 5
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2012, 11:39:03 AM »
Quote from: fistful on October 14, 2012, 02:18:21 PM
Meh

Well, yeah, sure.  I can understand your being underwhelmed, given your daily excursion into The Great Mall.

Some of us just don't have that daily high dose of excitement.

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Re: MAJOR BEVERAGE ALERT - at least Level 5
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2012, 04:39:57 PM »
Good read for a Monday.... :rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:
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Re: MAJOR BEVERAGE ALERT - at least Level 5
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2012, 05:24:42 PM »
>By the time I finished reading the links, they were all looking at me like I was insane........<

Wait... this is different from normal HOW?
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Re: MAJOR BEVERAGE ALERT - at least Level 5
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2012, 06:24:18 PM »
Well, my wife is kinda used to it from when I read thelawdogfiles in one evening (a couple years back)....  :D
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