Writing Comprehension Fail

[BryanP]

So I'm logged in from home to make some changes to a bunch of users.  I finish it up by emailing all the desktop support techs to remind them what to expect and what to check if any of the users don't get what they expect.  I hit send and only then notice that I changed my wording mid sentence to say this:

Please have all affected users reboot, log in and confirm that all everything is functioning as expected.

*sigh*

Yeah, I know it's a minor thing, but I really hate it when I do that.  I is illiterati. 

[wuluf]

seems to be.....

[Hawkmoon]

Yeah, I know it's a minor thing, but I really hate it when I do that.  I is illiterati. 

Welcome to the club.

[Tallpine]

Well, "all everything" is much more inclusive than just "everything"  

 

[ArfinGreebly]

Kinda like "all y'all."

More better.

[MechAg94]

I notice this iPad does more auto correct than typical computers. 

[Devonai]

Relax, nobody is as harsh a critic of your grammar as yourself.

If that isn't enough, just remember that according to Douglas Adams, an infinite number of monkeys typing on an infinite number of typewriters will inevitably produce Shakespeare.  You're smarter than infinite monkeys, aren't you?

Aren't you?

[Jim147]

Kinda like "all y'all."

More better.

I find it much more better.

jim

[Scout26]

I find it much more betterest.

jim

FTFY  

And should not the title of this thread be "Writing Composition Fail"?

[French G.]

Weal, at lust ewe gaved it you're awl. Its the thoughtful that is counting.

[BryanP]

FTFY  

And should not the title of this thread be "Writing Composition Fail"?

Probably.   

[K Frame]

Still better than about 75% of the people with whom I work on a regular basis...

[Devonai]

Since when do you work for the Defense Department?

[Fitz]

Most of the people in the world are morons. No one will notice.