Author Topic: Puns for the literate  (Read 6802 times)

White Horseradish

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Re: Puns for the literate
« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2012, 10:08:31 AM »
3.  The commuter's Volkswagen went down once too often.  So he
     consigned it to the Old Volks Home.

In that same vein, old truckers never die. They just get a new Peterbilt.
Political tags - such as royalist, communist, democrat, populist, fascist, liberal, conservative, and so forth - are never basic criteria. The human race divides politically into those who want people to be controlled and those who have no such desire.

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Re: Puns for the literate
« Reply #26 on: November 03, 2012, 11:26:30 AM »
In that same vein, old truckers never die. They just get a new Peterbilt.

Old golfers never die.  They just run out of balls.
Freedom is a heavy load, a great and strange burden for the spirit to undertake. It is not easy. It is not a gift given, but a choice made, and the choice may be a hard one. The road goes upward toward the light; but the laden traveller may never reach the end of it.  - Ursula Le Guin