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Where do you keep your butter?  On the counter or in the fridge?

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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2012, 10:02:58 PM »
Unsalted for cooking, but I prefer to have salted for toast. Both kept in the refrigerator.
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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2012, 10:08:23 PM »
Counter, fridge and freezer.

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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #27 on: November 26, 2012, 10:12:47 PM »
Gunsafe.

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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #28 on: November 26, 2012, 10:15:38 PM »
I'm that one who voted "margarine".
Butter is for rich folks.  :lol:

The butter/margerine price issue is one I catorgize as "screw that, I'll pay for the good stuff, or do without all together!"

I'm sorry, but margerine is just nasty.  [barf]
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« Reply #29 on: November 26, 2012, 10:50:17 PM »
So do I. it has tooth marks in it.

She's dumb, but not dumb enough to chew up a glass cover (so far anyway).
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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #30 on: November 27, 2012, 01:09:02 AM »
Ok... Dozer probably would...

You know... pets DO act like their owners...
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« Reply #31 on: November 27, 2012, 02:14:55 AM »
Ok... Dozer probably would...

You know... pets DO act like their owners...

Oh, now that ws cold.  :lol:
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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #32 on: November 27, 2012, 03:32:35 AM »
You don't know Bedlamite and I...

That was actually fairly nice!
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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #33 on: November 27, 2012, 05:40:25 AM »
Around here, the price for the two isn't much different.

Though to fair, I generally dish out the extra dollar or so it costs for decent butter. Something like Cabbot has much better flavor than store brand or something like Land O'Lakes. Lupark or similar is even better, though I don't require really good butter often enough to keep it on hand all of the time.
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« Reply #34 on: November 27, 2012, 07:28:29 AM »
I should post the video of Strings' drooling cat.
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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #35 on: November 27, 2012, 10:23:13 AM »
Price?  Here in Ohio, I get a pound for around $2.20.  Lasts me about two weeks...
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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #36 on: November 27, 2012, 11:16:37 AM »
I cook my bacon in butter.
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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #37 on: November 27, 2012, 02:56:59 PM »
I should post the video of Strings' drooling cat.

Do you hold that cats are also like their owners?

If so, I shall wear rain gear if I ever meet strings.  :laugh:
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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #38 on: November 27, 2012, 03:35:53 PM »
That wasn't my cat: it was Spoon's.

Dig a lil deeper, bro. Or maybe go fall out of another treestand...  >:D
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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #39 on: November 27, 2012, 05:20:28 PM »
I'm sorry, but margerine is just nasty.  [barf]

It's worse than that.

A good many years ago, my summer job was in a factory that made swimming pool filters. The sales manager was a young guy who had a degree in chemical engineering. Dunno how he ended up selling swimming pool filters, but there he was ... and we were both car nuts, so we became friendly.

A year or so after the last summer I worked there, he moved on to a much better-paying job at a chemical company. Got himself a pretty wife, bought a new house, and a Mustang Shelby Cobra 500 (the original -- I did say this was awhile ago). He invited me up one Saturday to meet his wife and see the new house and car. Somewhere during the over-dinner conversation, the topic of butter vs. margarine came up. He flatly stated that he would not allow it in the house. Naturally, I asked why. He told me.

Turns out, margarine is a chemical by-product. My friend found out that margarine is made out of what's left over from when his company made other, higher-priced chemicals. He said once he learned what it is (not "what's in it" -- I said "what it is"), he decided it's completely toxic and not fit for human or animal consumption.

Who am I to argue with a chemical engineer about chemicals? Butter tastes better anyway.
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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #40 on: November 27, 2012, 05:38:52 PM »
When I don't have a teenage son in residence with a fondness for anything that even remotely resembles butter, I keep it in a butter crock on the counter. Since I do have one of those in residence, I hide it in the vegetable drawer under a bag of spinach.
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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2012, 06:13:20 PM »
When I don't have a teenage son in residence with a fondness for anything that even remotely resembles butter, I keep it in a butter crock on the counter. Since I do have one of those in residence, I hide it in the vegetable drawer under a bag of spinach.



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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #42 on: November 27, 2012, 09:51:33 PM »


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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #43 on: November 28, 2012, 12:34:15 PM »
"My friend found out that margarine is made out of what's left over from when his company made other, higher-priced chemicals."

Huh?

Margerine is made from hydrogenated oils, such as soy, cottonseed, corn, etc.

It's partially hydrogenated (to make it solid) using a catalyzation process.

There's no doubt that there are some interesting chemicals used in the manufacture of margerine, but it's not as if it's a complete and total byproduct of, say, the manufacture of pesticides or nuclear weapons.
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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #44 on: November 28, 2012, 01:11:01 PM »
What Mike said. Margarine = partially hydrogenated oil. They (partially) hydrogenate it by bubbling hydrogen through the oil (sometimes with nickel as a catalyst, though it's not present in the final product). No odd chemistry experiment byproducts. Transfat-free margarine has a little more chemistry involved, but is still not a byproduct of anything.
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Re: Butter on the counter?
« Reply #45 on: November 29, 2012, 08:51:44 AM »
That woke up the dog and made Robert come running.   MrsSmith, your son officially has a new nickname.

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