So, how will the world end on 12/21/12?

[BlueStarLizzard]

Ragnarök.  Bad stuff happens, basically.



(Which reminds me: Wolf Time, by Lars Walker.  Interesting fictional take on it.  Was in the Baen free library, is not now.)

So, what caliber for giants?

[Fly320s]

Or its scheduled to be demolished to make way for a hyperspacial express route.

I'd better pack a towel that day.

[Ben]

So, what caliber for giants?

.75 caliber stone.

[Boomhauer]

Dude this is the South, we've got more pyros per capita then anywhere else on earth. And creative rednecks to put it to good use, we'll roast his ass.

Did somebody say pyromaniac? That's my specialty!

[Hutch]

"Lawd sen' a fire, not a flood next time; Good night, good night, good niiiiiiight."

[AJ Dual]

Did somebody say pyromaniac? That's my specialty!

Yeah, it's essentially that.

Yahweh says to Odin and Buddha, "Hey, hold my beer and watch this!"

[lupinus]

So, what caliber for giants?

While I'm not normally a high power snob, I'm thinking something including the word mag.

[Fitz]

So, what caliber for giants?

What did I ever do to you?

[brimic]

So, what caliber for giants?

Anything that can be called a hand cannon would be sufficient.

[lee n. field]

It's either this thread, or the meteor shower thread.  Anyways, for you're edification amusement, something that dropped into my spam folder last night. (Both popfile and thunderbird's somewhat anemic spam filter flagged it. Gee, I wonder why.)

Subject:    [spam] Space Rock To Hit Atlantic! Numerous Prophetic Warnings!
Date:    Wed, 12 Dec 2012 20:34:22 -0500
From:    News In Prophecy <spacerockwarning@mac.hush.com>
Reply-To:    spacerockwarning@mac.hush.com
To:    


Numerous prophetic warnings from different sources are now confirming that a space rock is going to hit the Atlantic ocean, and soon. Whether or not this is the mysterious space rock that is believed to be the source of the Geminid meteor showers, I cannot say, it could be something new. This narrative is not about identifying the object itself or setting a precise day or hour for it to hit.  It is about tying together many of God's numerous warnings indicating it will hit in the Atlantic, that it is very imminent, and that it also coincides with the catching away of the 'wedding guests' and the harvest of the first fruits.

 

I am an avid student of prophecy and read a lot of it. I pray with prophet Linda Newkirk every day and am a witness to the many visions she receives on a near daily basis, most of which are never publicized. I have also had many prophetic dreams of the Tribulation which I have never published.

 

The Lord has made it clear repeatedly in recent weeks and months that it is the time for Him to 'come as thief' and to catch away the wedding guests that are mentioned in Matthew 22. This is not a rapture per say, as the wedding guests are coming back into the earth to preach the true Gospel of Jesus to all nations. It has certainly not been known how this event was going to unfold, but many truths and glimpses about it are now emerging. What we do know at this point is that the Lord has finished tarrying and that it could be any day or hour now that He comes for the first fruits and the wedding guests.

 

In recent days we have begun to understand with certainty through scripture, and dreams and visions given to many others, that the 'catching away' of the wedding guests and the harvesting of the first fruits is simultaneous with great judgement upon the earth. We fully believe the space rock will destroy many coastal regions on both sides of the Atlantic killing untold millions. We also expect that there is going to be a lot of damage caused by the sheer power of God's Kingdom coming into the earth through the Manchild of Revelation 12. I have not included Bill Larkin's East Coast Tsunami vision of May 2012 that is caused by an Canary Island event but it may be about to occur as well.

 

Rev; 8, 8 And the second angel sounded, and as it were a great mountain burning with fire was cast into the sea: and the third part of the sea became blood;

 

(The following hit Steve Quayle’s site this morning Dec 12th)

 

Hi Steve,

 

My name is Mari. I wanted to share with you a dream I had last night. I dreamt there was what I thought was a ghost in my house, I was battling with it (I was afraid) trying hard to cast it out in Jesus name, it wouldn’t go at some point I stopped struggling with him long enough for him to ask me “Why do you cast me out in the name of whom I come?” It was not a ghost, but an angel. All I could do was listen and a peace filled me and he said “I bring for you a message.” And he pulled out a scroll. As he unrolled it I saw a picture of a horse. The horse was in a running stance, determined. (The white horse in Rev. I believe) under his picture was words written in Hebrew I could not read. He unrolled the scroll further and there was the first trumpet and under it words written in Hebrew. Again he unrolled the scroll further and I saw a second horse. It was angry, reared up on his hind leg punch the air with his front hooves (the second seal, the second horse, the fiery red one) and under him were words written in Hebrew. One more time he unrolled the scroll and I saw a picture of a second trumpet and under it words written in Hebrew. I looked up I could not speak but the question in me asked what is this and the answer came to my heart in unspoken words “It is where we are at; it is NOW!” when I awoke The Lord lead me to Rev chapter 5 and I read from there through the trumpets and understood what I had dreamt. M.

 

(I do not know who the person is that received the following dream)

 

In my dream I heard someone yell, “Gabriel is blowing the trumpet!” and then after this, I saw a huge meteor or asteroid (not sure what the difference is between meteor and asteroid) coming down to an ocean (it was flying from the right side)…it looks like the Atlanta ocean with tall buildings and skyscrapers…it looks like it could be New York (but that’s just my opinion).  I saw the deep impact of the meteor hitting the ocean. Then there was a great earthquake and then I saw graves/coffins popping up everywhere.  I ask the people around me, “Is this the rapture?” and I woke up.

 

(You can look the following visions up, I am only posting excerpts, please note that Wormwood is the third trumpet, not the second trumpet, Wormwood will come later and it may hit the Pacific)

 

The Wormwood Star Visions Given To Kato Mivule June 27, 2005

 

As I was seeking the Lord through prayer and fasting through this past May 2005, The Lord showed me a powerful vision. I was taken to the heavens above the earth and I could see the earth in a distance not so far but clearly. Suddenly I heard a very loud sound and vibration with a very heavy zoom sound coming my way, hundred times louder than that of a Boeing 747 Jet.

blah blah blah.  "The message exceeds the maximum allowed length (20000 characters)."

 

Visit Prophecies Org to read the Obama Antichrist prophecies. The warnings are very profound.

[AZRedhawk44]

Yeah, it's essentially that.

Yahweh says to Odin and Buddha, "Hey, hold my beer and watch this!"

lulz.  Now I need to clean my keyboard.

[freakazoid]

I'll either be safely floating in the ocean, or missing out on some really cool stuff, depending on what happens.
This brings another question, what time zone are we going off of? I figure whatever time zone the Mayans were in.

[Tallpine]

We fully believe the space rock will destroy many coastal regions on both sides of the Atlantic killing untold millions.

Okay, so what's the bad news ? 

[SADShooter]

After an unusualy large meal consisting of a small village, Al Gore will simultaneously belch and fart at the prophetic climax of a climate change diatribe. The resulting eruption of hot, volatile gases will disrupt Earth's rotation, putting the planet on a collision course with the Sun, proving that Al Gore was, in fact, correctly proclaiming the dangers of global warming.

-edited under direction of Department of Redundancy Department.

[BlueStarLizzard]

After an unusualy large meal consisting of a small village, Al Gore will simultaneously belch and fart at the prophetic climax of a clmate change prophecy. The resulting eruption of hot, volatile gases will disrupt Earth's rotation, putting the planet on a collision course with the Sun, proving that Al Gore was, in fact, correctly proclaiming the dangers of global warming.

So you're saying that we should, in fact, have some gas masks handy so as not to spend our last moments suffering in the agony of the stench?

[SADShooter]

So you're saying that we should, in fact, have some gas masks handy so as not to spend our last moments suffering in the agony of the stench?

Good thought.

[Perd Hapley]

It's either this thread, or the meteor shower thread.  Anyways, for you're edification amusement, something that dropped into my spam folder last night (both popfile and thunderbird's somewhat anemic spam filters flagged it, gee, I wonder why).

blah blah blah.  "The message exceeds the maximum allowed length (20000 characters)."

 

Really, Mari, you don't know Hebrew? Why am I so shocked?

And you seriously can't Google the difference between a meteor and an asteroid? Not even when God Almighty gives you a prophetic dream about the end of the world? You must be one very busy person.

[MikeB]

Lets plan ahead so we don't waste our resources with our hordes violently interacting with eachother...
I'll stay above the imaginary line from the bottom of pennsylvania to San Francisco and you stay below it.
Deal?

We will obviously need regular Kaizen's and also regularly go to Gemba to ensure we are maximizing the new paradigm's to the utmost potential for random pillaging in the respective marketing districts allotted to each horde. Someone should setup a schedule of standing meetings.

[drewtam]

Anything that can be called a hand cannon would be sufficient.

[Tallpine]

Montana is so far behind that we won't even know the world ended for another 25 years 

[MillCreek]

We will obviously need regular Kaizen's and also regularly go to Gemba to ensure we are maximizing the new paradigm's to the utmost potential for random pillaging in the respective marketing districts allotted to each horde. Someone should setup a schedule of standing meetings.

And the pillaging should be Lean and Green. 

[RocketMan]

It's already begun...There are no more Twinkies.

Wally World is trying to buy the rights to manufacture Twinkies, and when their bid is denied by the bankruptcy court on 12/21, that will be the end of everything.

[Gewehr98]

Dunno, but just got my invite for the last-ever Winter Solstice party at a local henge.  It's BYOB, so I'm pretty sure the end will come painlessly.   

[Perd Hapley]

As we know, gun sales have been through the roof, the last few years, especially assault weapons. Next Friday, we will reach a point where we have so many assault weapons, that they will finally drive us to go on a murderous rampage, and everyone will die. Every one.

Everyone.

[charby]

As we know, gun sales have been through the roof, the last few years, especially assault weapons. Next Friday, we will reach a point where we have so many assault weapons, that they will finally drive us to go on a murderous rampage, and everyone will die. Every one.

Everyone.

Except me, I'm going to be out in the woods deer hunting with 15th century tech, aka the muzzleloader. Maybe the deer will be armed with EBRs and mosin nagants