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Helpful Hints and Tricks
« on: February 05, 2013, 09:10:30 PM »
The purpose of this thread is to allow the posting of quick hints and tricks for everybody to use, kind of like LifeHacker.


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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2013, 01:31:16 AM »
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2013, 02:20:01 AM »
When someone says "hold my beer, watch this". RUN

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2013, 04:56:54 AM »
Squat wide if you keep your spurs on.

Anyone else can open a screw-on jar lid on the first try after you have struggled with it for hours.  Save time and just give it to someone else to open.

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2013, 05:05:04 AM »
When the kid are around they can get a little messy with the jelly jars. If you spray a little Pam type cooking spray on the ring and around the rim of the jar it will keep the lid from sticking if you don't see it to wipe it off. Also works well on Honey. I buy honey in quart jars from a local beekeeper and the wife is pretty careless about cleaning up drips on the jar and lid so I spray it as well. Makes it easier to clean off later too,
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2013, 05:36:48 AM »
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2013, 10:31:55 AM »
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2013, 11:03:13 AM »
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2013, 12:00:28 PM »
Be careful what you say, that which is spoken cannot be unspoken. :-X
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2013, 12:17:59 PM »
Cash is an excellent method of budgeting.  Go to the ATM, take out some money.  At home, put all your credit cards and debit cards in the safe, take out a fresh $20 bill, put it in your wallet and go about your day.

It introduces real risk.  If you need gas to get home, and spend all of your twenty on lunch out; you're screwed.  This is a feature, not a bug.

Even if you only do this for a few weeks, you'll be amazed at how many daily "needs" are actually "wants".

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2013, 01:55:43 PM »
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2013, 01:57:33 PM »
Even if you only do this for a few weeks, you'll be amazed at how many daily "needs" are actually "wants".

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2013, 06:10:08 PM »
Envelope cash budgeting planning.

All money goes in an envelope, and there is an envelope for each budget item.

When do you want the item?  Divide cost by paydays, deposit increments every payday.

If there's no envelope for an item, there's no spending for the item.  If there's no money in the envelope for an item, you don't buy it.

If your total paycheck won't cover all the envelopes, something gets cut or delayed.

You can substitute juice cans, margarine or yogurt tubs for envelopes; they wear better, but take up a lot more space.  (I used little sherbet tubs during one period.)

You always know where your money is, you always know where it's going.

Want personal "just for me" money?  There's an envelope for that.

There is no "general fund," just as there is no "petty cash."  If you don't plan for it, you don't spend for it.


I have done this three different times in my life.

I always had enough money.  I always managed to keep my car repaired and my bills paid.  And I didn't buy anything impulsively.

I replaced the engine, fenders, paint, and tires on my car using this plan.  I bought new clothes using it.  I fed my family with it.  I bought my computers with it.


There is just nothing quite like not being in debt.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2013, 07:37:26 PM »
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There is just nothing quite like not being in debt.

I'll get back to you on that. In 7 weeks!!! =D
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2013, 07:45:44 PM »
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There is just nothing quite like not being in debt.

Very much agreed, and if you really need this much systematization, by all means, use it. But our system is simpler: If you don't need it, don't buy it.

For example, we live in the same house that she contracted for when her salary was half of what it is now, and we were not yet married, -- I lived 300 miles away -- so my income was not part of the affordability calculations.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2013, 08:05:08 PM »
Fresh one I just learned today. If you don't have a toilet spud wrench, a padlock with a moderately long hasp will fill that role surprisingly well.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2013, 08:16:50 PM »
Cash is an excellent method of budgeting.  Go to the ATM, take out some money.  At home, put all your credit cards and debit cards in the safe, take out a fresh $20 bill, put it in your wallet and go about your day.

It introduces real risk.  If you need gas to get home, and spend all of your twenty on lunch out; you're screwed.  This is a feature, not a bug.

Even if you only do this for a few weeks, you'll be amazed at how many daily "needs" are actually "wants".

I sorta do this. I reserve my debit card for gas money, checks that have to be checks, and, if I want to make an online perchase. And I only keep enough on it to do those things.

Everything else I do in cash. It's a lot easier to keep track of money, when it's actual money, not numbers written down somewhere.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2013, 09:58:59 PM »
When screwing into wood, a dab of dish soap on the tip eases penetration.  Dries up and doesn't affect holding power.

If you need to drill a hole to a certain depth but no deeper, wrap a piece of tape around the drill bit.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2013, 10:25:21 PM »
When screwing into wood, a dab of dish soap on the tip eases penetration.  Dries up and doesn't affect holding power.

I was working in our gift shop putting up some shelving and needed to slick up the screw so I went over to the fancy soap/lotion display and used the $10 a bar soap that was on display. My gift shop cashier was not amused LOL
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2013, 11:28:04 PM »
When screwing into wood, a dab of dish soap on the tip eases penetration.  Dries up and doesn't affect holding power.

I use wax instead of soap.  Keep a toilet wax ring in the shop for lubing screws, drawers, saw blades and a lot of other things.

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2013, 11:42:25 PM »
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #21 on: February 08, 2013, 04:49:58 AM »
With wood screws and stripped or oversize holes, whittle a tapered splinter, stick some wood glue on it, pound it in, slice it off, re-screw.

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #22 on: February 08, 2013, 07:24:12 AM »
Unwaxed dental floss makes for an outstandingly strong thread when repairing/modifying heavy duty clothing.

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #23 on: February 08, 2013, 07:38:50 AM »
With wood screws and stripped or oversize holes, whittle a tapered splinter, stick some wood glue on it, pound it in, slice it off, re-screw.

Toothpicks work well. I've repaired several stripped out holes on guitars this way
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #24 on: February 08, 2013, 07:46:30 AM »
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