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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #25 on: February 08, 2013, 08:28:30 AM »
Toothpicks work well. I've repaired several stripped out holes on guitars this way

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #26 on: February 08, 2013, 08:30:00 AM »
Spread a layer of clumping kitty litter on the plastic sheeting before you get rid of that troublesome person. It prevents embarassing leakage as you dispose of the evidence.

You really shouldn't use plastic. Bad for the environment.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #27 on: February 08, 2013, 08:33:44 AM »
You really shouldn't use plastic. Bad for the environment.

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #28 on: February 08, 2013, 09:11:28 AM »
Or a pig farm.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #29 on: February 08, 2013, 12:37:58 PM »
Chum grinder if you have a boat, wood chipper if you don't.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #30 on: February 08, 2013, 12:59:09 PM »

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #31 on: February 08, 2013, 03:42:17 PM »


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Use a slicker brush to get pet hair off upholstery or carpeting. Also works on clothing, often better then a sticky roller.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #32 on: February 08, 2013, 03:51:35 PM »
If you need to drive a brass screw, drive a steel one first and then replace it with the brass screw.  This will keep the brass screw from breaking off as you drive it.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #33 on: February 08, 2013, 05:11:21 PM »
Spread a layer of clumping kitty litter on the plastic sheeting before you get rid of that troublesome person. It prevents embarassing leakage as you dispose of the evidence.

And always, always dig a deep hole!! How many time have you read in the paper that the body was found in a deep grave?  ;)

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #34 on: February 08, 2013, 05:26:44 PM »
When considering a concealed carry weapon, opt for one with minimal exterior "fiddly bits".
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #35 on: February 08, 2013, 05:31:53 PM »
With wood screws and stripped or oversize holes, whittle a tapered splinter, stick some wood glue on it, pound it in, slice it off, re-screw.

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Another way of accomplishing the first tip, if you're at home - stuff however many toothpicks in the hole as are needed to fill it, or a golf tee; add wood glue, let dry. Snap or cut off the protruding piece(s), apply wood screw. Same deal, but no whittling involved. ETA: and I see, reading on in the thread, that others got there first. Oh well.

I've heard that a bunch of sawdust mixed with wood glue can also do the job.

Second tip?  Well, that seems like a good one as-is, to me.

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #36 on: February 08, 2013, 08:44:53 PM »
Never fry bacon in the nude.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #37 on: February 08, 2013, 09:48:54 PM »
True 'dat, but I think this is ok with respect to kitchen safety: (Elizabeth Shue)

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #38 on: February 08, 2013, 09:50:53 PM »
Never fry bacon in the nude.

This is...painfully true advice.



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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #39 on: February 08, 2013, 09:56:22 PM »
True 'dat, but I think this is ok with respect to kitchen safety: (Elizabeth Shue)



yes, because burning boobs with hot grease doesn't hurt.
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Sorry, but despite the hawtness of such an image, it is not practical.

(and yes, i've had bacon grease burns on my boobs. Before someone gets smart mouthed, you can chalk my learning curve up to home alone, dirty clothes and too lazy to go get a clean shirt from my room, rather then oh la la reasons)
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #40 on: February 08, 2013, 10:02:31 PM »
I can sympathize, BSL.

Wife #1 was a 44D.  She chose to take her new custom 1911A1 to the range, the gun with a long ejector installed.

She was fond of wearing scoop-neck white tank tops and an open shirt for summer attire.

Her first double-tap had her screaming, handing me the gun, and her diving into the Grand Canyon to fish out that hot brass.

Neatest burn marks, I must admit.  IIRC, there were headstamp tattoos. She was a trooper, buttoned up and continued shooting the rest of the session. 

Contrast that with Wife #2, who gages how done bacon is by the sound of the smoke detector.  I bought her one of those splatter screens to minimize carnage, nice guy that I am.   :lol:

 

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #41 on: February 08, 2013, 10:06:59 PM »
I've tried using white & wood glue mixed with sawdust as a wood filler; didn't work very well.

Instead, I now fill the dent/hole with sawdust and apply a drop or two of thin CA glue.  Requires careful sanding since the patch is usually harder than the surrounding wood.  Haven't tried staining these patches, but paint covers them well.

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #42 on: February 08, 2013, 10:09:55 PM »
I can sympathize, BSL.

Wife #1 was a 44D.  She chose to take her new custom 1911A1 to the range, the gun with a long ejector installed.

She was fond of wearing scoop-neck white tank tops and an open shirt for summer attire.

Her first double-tap had her screaming, handing me the gun, and her diving into the Grand Canyon to fish out that hot brass.

Neatest burn marks, I must admit.  IIRC, there were headstamp tattoos. She was a trooper, buttoned up and continued shooting the rest of the session.  

Contrast that with Wife #2, who gages how done bacon is by the sound of the smoke detector.  I bought her one of those splatter screens to minimize carnage, nice guy that I am.   :lol:

 



OK, maybe I'm just desenitized to brass burn or I shoot weird, because I've never had an issue with this...

I've gotten burns before, but usually on my arms and neck, and I wear scoop neck tank tops all summer long.

Although, I was thankful that I was wearing a regular tshirt the day I was shooting the PS90, and must remember to cover up if i'm shooting that.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #43 on: February 08, 2013, 10:12:52 PM »
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« Reply #44 on: February 08, 2013, 10:15:23 PM »
Now, for my Heloise bit: Target has a coupon deal for $2.99 for Playtex's new Fresh & Sexy wipes!

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #45 on: February 08, 2013, 10:16:27 PM »
I figured out a long time ago why cowboys wear broad-brimmed hats - quite by accident.

My first Winchester Model 94 was a top-eject in .30-30.  

That hot brass goes straight up, reverses course, then lands squarely on the back of your neck, consistently.   :O

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #46 on: February 08, 2013, 10:25:03 PM »
I figured out a long time ago why cowboys wear broad-brimmed hats - quite by accident.

My first Winchester Model 94 was a top-eject in .30-30.  

That hot brass goes straight up, reverses course, then lands squarely on the back of your neck, consistently.   :O

Folks ask me why I wear an old USMC campaign hat on range day.  I say, "Watch!"   ;)



*chuckle* I tend to be somewhat oblivious of brass ejection snaffuss. It's always a good idea to put me on the far right side of a public range (raining brass on people is my specialty. Blame it on the fact that the fact that the only ranges I've spent much time on with other people involved bolt action .22s), and I usually manage to get hit a few times before I go figure out brass is bouncing off something and coming back at me.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #47 on: February 08, 2013, 10:30:58 PM »
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Use a slicker brush to get pet hair off upholstery or carpeting. Also works on clothing, often better then a sticky roller.

Any kind of tape works well also.  Duct tape the best.
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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #48 on: February 08, 2013, 10:32:09 PM »
*chuckle* I tend to be somewhat oblivious of brass ejection snaffuss. It's always a good idea to put me on the far right side of a public range (raining brass on people is my specialty. Blame it on the fact that the fact that the only ranges I've spent much time on with other people involved bolt action .22s), and I usually manage to get hit a few times before I go figure out brass is bouncing off something and coming back at me.

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Re: Helpful Hints and Tricks
« Reply #49 on: February 08, 2013, 11:22:26 PM »
Now, for my Heloise bit: Target has a coupon deal for $2.99 for Playtex's new Fresh & Sexy wipes!

http://www.freshandsexy.com/?gclid=CI_PqqmgqLUCFe9aMgodFVAAVA

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