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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #50 on: February 15, 2013, 07:47:23 PM »
Also:

Keltron, don't worry.  Thread drift and wierdness are kinda what we do here.  If this thread is going badly for you I'm sure there are others you might like.  I would point out, gently, that one of our faux pas is personal attacks. So while it's cool to make fun of the Communistwealth of VA's taxes and goofy shirt tucked behind gun at Applebees thing, less cool to attack the posters unfortunate enough to live there.  


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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #51 on: February 15, 2013, 07:57:03 PM »
That's it. I'm getting out my boots.

the Nancy Sinatra boots?
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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #52 on: February 15, 2013, 08:12:55 PM »
the Nancy Sinatra boots?

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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #53 on: February 15, 2013, 08:20:51 PM »
Threads like this just support my position that my living in Texas pretty much makes all y'all Yankees.....
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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #54 on: February 15, 2013, 08:34:52 PM »
Threads like this just support my position that my living in Texas pretty much makes all y'all Yankees.....


Yes, because Richmond is right smack square in the middle of Texas...
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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #55 on: February 15, 2013, 08:40:06 PM »
Yes, because Richmond is right smack square in the middle of Texas...
Oh, wait...

No, it's just southwest of Houston.  Near Sugarland.  HTH ;)
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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #56 on: February 15, 2013, 09:00:12 PM »
Yeah well all hat maybe but our mothers at least taught us manners. Thanks for the greets skidmark. Your name is fitting.

One of the few things that frosts me no end is folks who presume to know the origin and/or meaning of my name here.  IIRC I have shared the origin of the name a time or two, but that was back in the early days of APS.  Pretty much since then folks have generally been careful not to say too much about my name until/unless they know me and have at least an idea of how/why I got it.

I am an Oulde Phart, a certified, registered pure-breed curmudgeon, and generally cranky till at least noontime.  I've been more places than I can remember, and if I did anything noteworthy there I know to keep my mouth shut as there is often no statute of limitation on felonies.  I struggle to remail socially appropriate.  I am so proud of myself since completing that humility course.  I firmly believe that once you learn to fake sincerety the rest is all downhill.

All that being said, you might notice that in spite of everything there is a sense of "family" here.  For all the warts one of us might show, you can't pick on even the ugliest of us without the rest of the "family" rallying.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGQyv-43334

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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #57 on: February 15, 2013, 10:09:39 PM »
Yes, because Richmond is right smack square in the middle of Texas...
Oh, wait...

No, it's just southwest of Houston.  Near Sugarland.  HTH ;)

Point....set.....and match. =D
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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2013, 10:16:57 PM »
Also:

Keltron, don't worry.  Thread drift and wierdness are kinda what we do here.  If this thread is going badly for you I'm sure there are others you might like.  I would point out, gently, that one of our faux pas is personal attacks. So while it's cool to make fun of the Communistwealth of VA's taxes and goofy shirt tucked behind gun at Applebees thing, less cool to attack the posters unfortunate enough to live there. 


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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #59 on: February 15, 2013, 10:22:21 PM »
Point....set.....and match. =D


prooves only that the texan imagination isn't all it's cracked up to be. All those tall tales, but can't even come up with orginal place names.
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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #60 on: February 15, 2013, 11:36:09 PM »
prooves only that the texan imagination isn't all it's cracked up to be. All those tall tales, but can't even come up with orginal place names.

 http://frecklescassie.wordpress.com/2008/01/11/weird-names-for-texas-towns/

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This is the Texas thread, ain't it?
« Reply #61 on: February 15, 2013, 11:57:50 PM »
Yeah, I know I've told this one before...

A young boy in Sunday School was asked where Jesus was born. He guessed Athens, and then Carthage. The teacher said "No, it was Palestine".  The boy replied, "Well, I knew it was somewhere in East Texas."

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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #62 on: February 16, 2013, 10:04:51 PM »
I forget ..... did we decide cornbread had to be made with bacon grease or not?

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When did this conversation happen? I feel like I missed out. :(

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ne of the few things that frosts me no end is folks who presume to know the origin and/or meaning of my name here. 

I've always assumed it was because you rode motorcycles, that or you had an interesting undwear incident. :laugh:
Now your avatar on the other hand, ??? [ar15]
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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #63 on: February 17, 2013, 06:21:12 AM »
When did this conversation happen? I feel like I missed out. :(

I've always assumed it was because you rode motorcycles, that or you had an interesting undwear incident. :laugh:
Now your avatar on the other hand, ??? [ar15]

Wrong, and wrong.

The avatar?  It's a moonbat.  Or a picture of me first thing in the morning.  Take your pick.

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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #64 on: February 17, 2013, 08:11:41 AM »
^^^^ Moonbat!?!

I thought for sure it's a zombie penguin....   :lol:
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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #65 on: February 17, 2013, 08:25:43 AM »
I forget ..... did we decide cornbread had to be made with bacon grease or not?

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I thought the real question was sugar or no sugar?
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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #66 on: February 17, 2013, 10:19:52 AM »
I thought the real question was sugar or no sugar?

And white cornmeal or yellow.  That right there gives you 4 combinations, and 5 of 'em are wrong  :facepalm:  (then there's how much flour to use, Crisco or bacon grease, iron skillet or square cake pan, buttermilk or fresh milk...)
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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #67 on: February 17, 2013, 04:50:54 PM »
Just get a couple boxes of Jiffy & you'll be alright.....
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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #68 on: February 17, 2013, 05:12:39 PM »
And white cornmeal or yellow.  That right there gives you 4 combinations, and 5 of 'em are wrong  :facepalm:  (then there's how much flour to use, Crisco or bacon grease, iron skillet or square cake pan, buttermilk or fresh milk...)
Yellow

With enough sugar to season, not make sweet

Regular milk preferred

Neither crisco or bacon grease, melted butter

Preheated iron skillet is the only proper way
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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #69 on: February 17, 2013, 07:06:43 PM »
One more word about cornbread and I'll Banschwerk the lot of youse.

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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #70 on: February 17, 2013, 07:15:00 PM »
One more word about cornbread and I'll Banschwerk the lot of youse.

 =D =D :P :P >:D >:D

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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #71 on: February 17, 2013, 07:26:08 PM »
My wife is going through a vegetarian phase.

She recently made me a vegan, while wheat cornbread. No lie.

That we're still married is a testament to the depth of my love.

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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #72 on: February 17, 2013, 07:46:30 PM »
You, sir, have my sympathies.

I suppose that is one of the advantages of having a wife who doesnt cook.
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Re: Sorry I think I messed this up
« Reply #73 on: February 17, 2013, 08:41:17 PM »
>:D I like jiffy...

pop. Jiffy pop. Popcorn is good.
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 http://www.homewithpurpose.net/2009/09/popcorn-cornbread-ingredients-1-cup.html?m=0

Don't let her get away with that just because she's a girl....
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