I don't know where to begin.
Yo! Boomhauer! Come read this for me, por favor.
Translation below ad.
2006F limited adition hardly road - $3000 (stillwater mn)
road it very little fell got hurt come see cant beet the price 4 a new bike fim on price its brand new i also have all the paoers i got it new also will to trade 4 vehicle and cash send pics by sell and i can send pics by cell of bike
2006 limited edition [unspecified motorcycle], hardly ridden for sale at the low low sum of $3000.
Ridden very little. The ad poster fell and got hurt somehow so he cannot ride motorcycles now. Come see it because it's the lowest price anywhere around for a "new bike" (although I do not understand how a previously owned item is new. Once it leaves the dealership and has been ridden, is not new. Therefore, seller is a liar). He is firm on price (probably because it's priced too high). He once more reiterates the fake newness of bike. He is willing to trade for an unspecified vehicle (presumably not a motorcycle) and cash. If you will send pictures of your trade vehicle offering by cellular telephone, he will send you pictures of his limited edition with his cellular handset and negotiations can commence.
Sounds like a real scholar to me...