R.I.P. Scout26
I think there's more to this than what you see on the surface.
Some of these puns seem to have come straight from the bilge.....
What does it mean when my wife tells me to run silent, run deep?
It means you make too much noise when you swab your deck....
Maybe something about being tied up in knots?
I'm very tempted to depth charge this whole thread.
Inspired by this thread, when I get home tonight, I will tell the wife to 'rig for emergency blow'.
I was always pleasant, friendly and within arm's reach of a gun.
If government is the answer, it must have been a really, really, really stupid question.
I generally hate pun threads, but this made me laugh. Well played. I can only hope you aren't keel hauled for that.
Let's just say that I first had to clean her scuppers.